Tonight I dream of bishops,

[Writer]

Standing near the throne.
Pointed hats, many congrats
Causes me to moan.

Tonight I dream of knob-heads,
swaying to and fro.
A delicious treat, like waving wheat,
My lips pucker and blow.

Tonight I dream of mushrooms,
Sprouting from the ground.
Pull and tug, I cannot pluck
But never do I frown.

Tonight I dream of daisies,
And roses on the vine,
A flower blooms, my petals plume
Now you will become mine!




~Writer~

[The Straight Story]

1. Writing about me again

Seriously though, I like it

[Writer]

2. You will be first in line behind Mr. Writer.

Thanks. Glad you did.

[The Straight Story]

3. So let me ask ya

What inspires your writing?

I write a lot myself

[Writer]

4. Well... in this case a temporary moment of horniness.

Otherwise, anything that subverts our normal way of thinking... at least, that's my guess, so far.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. I prefer pawns.

[Writer]

6. You put chess pieces in your mouth as a child, didn't you?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. Queens taste the best.

[Writer]

8. ...

[Deja Q]

9. Um

[billyskank]

10. .

[no name no slogan]

11. If said bishop started a jazz combo with other prelates

It could be called The Boppin' Bishops

[Writer]

12. Sounds FUNK-y.

[taterguy]

13. This Bishop could get funky

[Writer]

14. He really knew how to work his fingers.

Mmm-hmmmm.

[taterguy]

15. He ain't good looking but he sure can play

I never expected to quote Charlie Daniels on this site