Gentlemen, if you're not circumcised, don't even *think* about dating Nicole Ritchie

[Bucky]

I really hate to be the heartbreaker around here. But it's best that you learn this upfront, from a friend.

Nicole Richie only dates circumcised guys
BANG Showbiz
Jul. 13, 2007 08:19 AM

Nicole Richie will only date circumcised men.

'The Simple Life' star insists it is very important to her that any potential boyfriend has undergone the private procedure - which involves the foreskin being surgically removed the penis.

She said: "The one thing I always look for in a guy is for them to be circumcised."

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[LeftyMom]

1. She's dumber than I thought.

[The Straight Story]

2. I wouldn't date her regardless

if I ever get that desperate I am buying some sheep.

[ForrestGump]

3. In that case,

I want it back.

[regnaD kciN]

4. So, does that mean...

...she asks guys to "whip it out" before deciding to go out with them?

[SeattleGirl]

5. If I were a gentleman, she'd be one of the last people I'd want to date.

Wouldn't matter if I were circumcised or not.

I have better standards.

[Omphaloskepsis]

6. I can't really fault her for that.

I have weird things that would prevent me from getting with a woman. I just find certain things to be a total turn-off. I think that is normal.

One of those things is being Nicole Ritchie.

Wearing white jeans is also a total deal-breaker.

[matcom]

7. WOOHOO! I'm *IN*

one thing is for CERTAIN. you get a first date with Nichole YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO SCORE!

[trof]

12. NEXT!

(not)

[Bombtrack]

8. I read Rosario Dawson has the opposite rule, she's into it intact

I'll think I'd take her, call me crazy.

[Fox Mulder]

9. Does she go up to a guy she's interested in...

and look down his pants to make sure he's circumcised?

[sarge43]

10. Maybe he just has to submit a Full Monty photo. n/t

[DS1]

11. That's only because when she does have uncut guys, she tends to start

nibbling and ends up getting sued

[bicentennial_baby]

14. ...

[regularguy]

13. And if we are, can we still not think about it?

[KG]

as a cut guy, I must admit I admire her taste in penises.

[underpants]

15. Okay honestly who thought she was picky?

[sakabatou]

16. I guess I'm in

if I wasn't taken already. But then again, I wouldn't date her in a million years.

[Left Is Write]

17. At least that protects MY son from her.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Ah, terminally stupid people. God bless 'em.