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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 11:47 PM
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Gentlemen, if you're not circumcised, don't even *think* about dating Nicole Ritchie
I really hate to be the heartbreaker around here. But it's best that you learn this upfront, from a friend.

Nicole Richie only dates circumcised guys
BANG Showbiz
Jul. 13, 2007 08:19 AM


Nicole Richie will only date circumcised men.

'The Simple Life' star insists it is very important to her that any potential boyfriend has undergone the private procedure - which involves the foreskin being surgically removed the penis.

She said: "The one thing I always look for in a guy is for them to be circumcised."


Keep reading. The bad news just keeps on getting worse.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 11:50 PM
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1. She's dumber than I thought.
:rofl:
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-15-07 11:51 PM
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2. I wouldn't date her regardless
if I ever get that desperate I am buying some sheep.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:19 AM
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3. In that case,


I want it back. :scared:


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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:45 AM
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4. So, does that mean...
...she asks guys to "whip it out" before deciding to go out with them?

:shrug:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:47 AM
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5. If I were a gentleman, she'd be one of the last people I'd want to date.
Wouldn't matter if I were circumcised or not.

I have better standards.
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 05:06 AM
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6. I can't really fault her for that.
I have weird things that would prevent me from getting with a woman. I just find certain things to be a total turn-off. I think that is normal.

One of those things is being Nicole Ritchie.

Wearing white jeans is also a total deal-breaker.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 05:46 AM
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7. WOOHOO! I'm *IN*
:woohoo:

:rofl:

one thing is for CERTAIN. you get a first date with Nichole YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO SCORE! :bounce:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:05 AM
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12. NEXT!
(not)
;-)
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Bombtrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 05:53 AM
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8. I read Rosario Dawson has the opposite rule, she's into it intact
I'll think I'd take her, call me crazy.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 06:56 AM
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9. Does she go up to a guy she's interested in...
and look down his pants to make sure he's circumcised?
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 07:13 AM
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10. Maybe he just has to submit a Full Monty photo. n/t
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 07:35 AM
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11. That's only because when she does have uncut guys, she tends to start
nibbling and ends up getting sued
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:23 AM
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14. ...
:spray:
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:22 AM
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13. And if we are, can we still not think about it?
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:35 AM
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as a cut guy, I must admit I admire her taste in penises.
:hi:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:35 AM
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15. Okay honestly who thought she was picky?
:shrug:
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:44 AM
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16. I guess I'm in
if I wasn't taken already. But then again, I wouldn't date her in a million years.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:55 AM
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17. At least that protects MY son from her.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:19 AM
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18. Ah, terminally stupid people. God bless 'em.
:patriot:
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