While he is waiting on Card to get his damned cheeseburger, CAPTION

[underpants]

[terrya]

1. "Welcome to the International House of Assholes. I'm your host, George"

Lame, I know, but it's the best I could do on such short notice.

Terry

[Limbought]

4. Too Funny!

[Richardo]

2. "You're the Chief of Staff - think you're up to getting us some burgers?"

Actual quote.

From Suskind's "The Price of Loyalty"

Read. This. Book.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Where is SALES TAX on your menu young fella? I ain't payin' it!

[commander bunnypants]

5. Where are my extra trees

oopppsss. I mean napkins..

DDQM

[Ninga]

6. Could somebody tell me if this

thing here by my right hand contains the talking points for my next press conference?

[frylock]

7. gawwwwdammit andy, i said diet coke..

fer cryin out loud.. if he ordered those with pickles, I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in his ass.

[booksenkatz]

8. Actually, there can be no caption because

Cheney the ventriloquist isn't in the room to put the words in his mouth.

Pity.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

9. .

"I hold these cheeseburgers be self evidentiary. That all snack foods are not created equal. In order to form a more perfect union of ketchup and mustard. praise Jesus."

[waterman]

10. On the job training for '05

[wysimdnwyg]

11. Ya' want fries with that?

I can't believe I'm the first one to say that.

[XNASA]

12. w* sez: "I'm not eatin' that burger! ..............

...The cook grabbed a handful of meat, slapped it against his bare belly, and flattened it into a patty.......I think I'll just git me one a yer fresh doughnuts instead."


Sorry, I know I went a long way for that one, but it was all I could think of.

[yellowcanine]

13. Has anyone noticed my hand is getting larger?

It is way out of proportion with the rest of my body. I am afraid I won't be able to booger mine anymore if this keeps up.

[BringEmOn]

14. Ok, who's the joker who put "Presidential Pretzels" on the menu?

[jimbo fett]

15. Do conservative own ties in any color besides red?

Is it a symbol of the blood spilt from their lips as they slake their thirst on the flesh of the masses?

Or have I been reading too many Anne Rice novels?

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

16. no caption, but how long is that tie?

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. Welcome to Burger Bonanza, I am your official greeter for today.

No low-carb buns here, just the best in high-cholesterol burgers. And chizboorgers, no fries, cheeps, Pepsi, no Coke, heh, heh, I do a bang-up John Belushi imitation.

[JVS]

18. "Look at me, I'm the Big Boy"

[BigMcLargehuge]

19. Of course I want it supersized you peon...

And throw in two orders of beans, I gotta make me some weapons of ass destruction.

[cosmicdot]

20. I'd show you how the economy works 'cept I didn't bring any money ...

... but, basically, it's ribs or death ...

[rustydog]

21. "Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce..."

"...We don't let mad cow upset us."