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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:12 PM
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Every time you feed a troll, God kills a kitten.


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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:13 PM
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1.  . . .
:rofl:
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:14 PM
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2. Message received.
:D
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:21 PM
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9. Gossip: I once called Will out for a perceived overheated sin
and he told me to lay back. He was right -- I didn't get it. You have NO idea how hard it is to admit that.

lol

Kittens untie!


And, puppies, too!




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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:15 PM
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Yeah.
And grown men show up at the houses of supposedly underage children to get hugs. (Never mind. It's a useless thread on the front page of GD.)
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:15 PM
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3. Ooooh! Domu-kuns!
Run little kitty! Run!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:16 PM
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4. Send in Grovelbot!!
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 12:23 AM
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57. Uh... wakaranai.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:18 PM
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5. These days, it is difficult to determine the difference....
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:19 PM
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6. Some kittens fight back...
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:19 PM
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7. lol! awww! lol! awww! That's BEGGING to be lolcats'ed!
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:30 PM
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14. Todaze at ticksass buk supositoree
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:48 PM
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22. ROFLMAO!!
:rofl:
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:20 PM
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8. For the love of Furry widdle kitties everywhere....
Edited on Thu Jul-12-07 09:21 PM by DearAbby
Pluuuleeeeze don't feed the trolls.



umm one question,


DU's official handy dandy "How one can spot tube trolls for DUmmies" would come in real handy about um...now?
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:06 PM
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26. You just have to get
a feel for it..Just don't feed anything that acts like a troll. :P
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Blashyrkh Donating Member (816 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:23 PM
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10. *waits to see how many people this provokes*
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sutz12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:25 PM
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11. I hate trolls......but I don't much like kittens either.
:evilgrin:
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:27 PM
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13. That statement is now on your Permanent Record. n/t
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:07 PM
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27. You don't like kittens?!?!?!?!
Try them with the sweet~n~sour sauce next time! :evilgrin:
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:47 PM
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36. Jerked kitten
on rice.

:P
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 11:03 PM
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50. Mmmmmmm....kitty kabobs......
Kitten fricassee
Kitten cacciatore
Roasted kitten in a white wine sauce with a fried egg on top and spam

time for bed
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:26 PM
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12. trolls are delicious, the junk food of the internets.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:19 PM
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30. But it's impolite to eat them in public places.
It's a lot like smoking in restaurants.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:47 PM
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37. ...or farting in church.
:P
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:31 PM
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15. Thanks Will
I needed to see that.
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133724 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:38 PM
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16. My Cat has 9 lives left... and he is coming back... and he is pissed...
Edited on Thu Jul-12-07 09:38 PM by 133724
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:42 PM
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17. Probably some satanic ritualistic cult which eats kittens alive.
Few people know it, but there are networks of Satanic Ritualists abusing kittens all over the world, often for kitty porn. Few even realize that they were once abused by kittens, used as scratching posts, pulling toilet paper off the spool, stuff like that. Repressed memories. It's true. I swear. I wouldn't make stuff like that up, my therapist told it to me!

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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:44 PM
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18. But how does he do the deed?
Strangulation, poison, decapitation?
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:45 PM
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19. Don't make us go there.
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:02 PM
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23. Like this:
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:46 PM
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20. But what if I get just a little comic relief in this non-comedic world?
Sometimes it is just to see how far they will go.

Now, I'm not saying that *I* have done that, BTW. I've just seen it happen.

:D
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 09:47 PM
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21. Trolls are in the eye of the needle
OR something to that effect.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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live love laugh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:04 PM
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24. Or....the eye of the beholder?
:shrug:

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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:05 PM
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25. Trolls and masturbation.
Go figure.

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Sanctified Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:17 PM
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28. William I agree with you but I have to use this...
I love Domo-Kun by the way.

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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:34 PM
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31. I just peed.
:rofl:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:35 PM
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32. Well, Senator Vitter has found a solution for that little problem...
:rofl:
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:37 PM
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33. I just barfed
:rofl: :rofl:
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:18 PM
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29. Well as long as he doesn't kill a puppy........
:evilgrin:
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:40 PM
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34. It's a damn shame we can't reverse that.
...
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mitchtv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:45 PM
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35. I caught a troll the other night
I caught the anti Hillary crowd(from the left) feeding him too. Strange bedfellows indeed
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:47 PM
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38. then let Him kill this one, 'it' is: The New World Order Cat...
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:54 PM
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39. Uh...
I don't think that's why god kills kittens...but you keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better about the hairy palms. :P
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:56 PM
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41. I didn't need to know that.
lol
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 11:11 PM
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53. oh i know...
:scared:
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markk Donating Member (99 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:55 PM
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40. cats are creatures of satan
so feed away.

I AM A GOD WARRIOR.

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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:57 PM
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42. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Edited on Thu Jul-12-07 10:57 PM by WilliamPitt
Wow. You're totally awesome. Seriously. That's art.

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markk Donating Member (99 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:59 PM
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45. I try..
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:58 PM
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43. Oh bull, you pro dog loving
warrior for Jesus! Lies spread by a dog!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 11:00 PM
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47. Ya know that dog trying to sell the secret baked beans recipe on TV?
His name is Bush.

Think about it.

I AM A JELLY DONUT.
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 11:03 PM
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49. Jelly Donut!?

Gimme!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 11:06 PM
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51. Back!
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 11:09 PM
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52. Holy
:spray:
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 11:00 PM
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46. My cat is one of the High Warriors. Beware.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 10:59 PM
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44. God kills kittens because of trolls? God loves everyone even
trolls. Remember he created both..or..........duh how did we get here?
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 11:01 PM
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48. Um... Will... Isn't There Another Activity That Produces The Same Results ???
At least according to some prior posts?

Now that I think about it, it may just be the same activity.

:evilgrin:
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tomreedtoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 11:30 PM
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54. Thanks for the tip! I hate cats.
So, I guess I'll go under some bridges with bread crumbs.
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 11:54 PM
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55. Every time you do cocain, the ghost of Ronald Reagan smiles.















That is all.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 11:57 PM
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56. yay! a fellow banished thread...
:bounce:
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