If matcom is a "douchebag of the highest order", what other douchebag ranks are there?

[DS1]

King Douche?

El Douche Supremo?

Douche of all Douches?

Grand Wizard Douche le Bagge?

Mighty Douche?

and what of the Native Americans?

Sitting Douche?

Douche upon many rocks?

Are there Douche Whisperers?




These are important questions!

[matcom]

1. Mighty Douche

"Here I come to fix the odor!"

:rofl:

[skygazer]

2. Well, there's Grand Douchebag

And Senior Douchebag as well as Junior Douchebag, Head Douchebag and Honorary Douchebag, a position that is only granted on a temporary basis.

[DS1]

3. Hoover Dam Douche?

edit: I think I'm going to use that for myself, actually

It's got a nice ring to it

[Elidor]

4. Grand High Douchebag of Upper Buttcrack

There are also minor functionaries, like Junior Douchebag, Associate Douchebag, Executive Assistant to the Douchebag, and Douchebag-at-Large.

Oops, Skygazer has already covered several of these. That is because we both subscribe to the Royal Douchebag Society's Douchebag Quarterly.

[DS1]

8. Douchebag Quarterly is just another cheap rag

Douchebag Today is where the freshness is

[Elidor]

9. Douche-mentos

The fresh-maker.

Now available in minty-lysol flavor.

[Lance_Boyle]

5. Assuming that the highest order

would be Primata, I'd wager that the other orders of Douchebag are something like Carnivora and Insectivora and such. Gawds help the poor woman who picks up the Carnivorous douchebag by mistake.

[DS1]

6. I see you're a fan of D&D

You encounter a carnivorous douchebag

A)ttack
D)efend
F)lee
W)ait

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Well, I'm such a douchebag that...

when at a bar, I order a vinegar and water on the rocks.

[PVnRT]

10. Vice Lord of the Douchebaggery (n/t)

[DS1]

11. Darth Bagge?

[bridgit]

12. 33deg douchebag...

:thumbsup:

[Yavin4]

13. Douchebag Czar

I like that one.

[meegbear]

14. I always believed "Total Fucking Douchebag" is the highest ...

so any other adjectives applied to douchebag, based on their veracity, would define it's level.

[Rue]

15. I kinda like

Super-Ultra-Mega Douche myself.

[rug]

16. The Doucheaphim and Doucheabim.

[matcom]

17. Rumple Doucheskin

[dolo amber]

18. Douchebag Mechanic for the Glorious Eternal Soviet

[bridgit]

19. LOTD...

[bridgit]

20. almost forgot...

worthless without pic :thumbsup:

[underpants]

21. Intercontinental TV Douchebag Champion

[DS1]

24. commonly known as Ron Popeil

[LynneSin]

22. Perhaps Friar Fresca

:shrug:

[Joe Fields]

23. il douche

[triguy46]

25. Don't forget our royal heritage: Lord and Lady Douchebag

SNL circa 1977. I cried I laughed so hard.

[SoxFan]

26. It's quite an honor!

The Most Illustrious Order of the Douchebag
The Order of the Companions of the Douchebag
The Most Excellent Order of the Dickweed

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. Mmmmm... Tabasco-filled douchebag.

Sacre douche! :o

[Midlodemocrat]

28. Well, you're the Grand Poobah of Douchebaggery.

So there.

[DS1]

29. lucky guess

;-)

[no name no slogan]

30. What about Lord Douchebag?

Don't tell me for the first time in memory we are going to have a House of Parliament without a Douchebag?

[greatauntoftriplets]

31. El Supremo Douchebag.

That's it!!!

:)

[NoPasaran]

32. Douchebag of Liberty

All hail Novakula!

[SOteric]

33. How 'bout

"Douche in Chief"
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C.

[DS1]

34. actually, I think you could simplify that and just put

The biggest Douche of them all
D.C.


and the letter will get there

[SOteric]

35. Unless it's delayed at LaraMN's house,

entertaining the hubster's pals til he gets home. :hi: