Most outrageous "Family Guy" moment? (warning, could be offensive)

[thermodynamic]

The scene I am mentioning seems innocuous enough:
Church bulletin board reads "Tonight: Dyslexic meeting. Tomorrow: Feltch"

Now DON'T do a google search on "feltch" and the first thing it says is "did you mean felch?" So please do NOT look up "felch". It can be summed up like this: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

:scared: YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you haven't had the courage to look it up, please DON'T. It's truly disgusting.

Okay folks, what is the 2nd most outrageous "Family Guy" moment?

[JohnKleeb]

1. Peter trying to seduce Luke Perry

It was funny as hell though then at the end of the episode, Luke is in bed with Mayor Adam West lol, I guess Peter was right.

[thermodynamic]

2. Great moment!

Yeah, it was gross, but it was incredibly funny.

Luke Perry did his own voice as well so he probably loved the script...

[JohnKleeb]

3. thought so it was gross and funny

"whats the best way to get wine off" "sex with another man" lol
another one I would say is when Peter goes undercover as Lando and nearly goes to a dance with Meg. I love Family Guy its the best after the simpsons fo course.

[incontrovertible]

4. must respectfully disagree

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the single greatest cartoon ever produced. A parody of sanity itself. ATHF is the messiah

I would get a tattoo of Master Shake, if I were man enough to get tattooed.

Most offensive moment in a Family Guy episode, in the first one aired:

Peter, in a movie theatre, watching Philadelphia:

"I've got it, it's that guy from Bosom Buddies - TOM HANKS! Oh man, this guy is great - everything he says is a stitch!"

Tom Hanks, on-screen: "I have AIDS."

Peter: "AAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!"

I seriously almost choke to death laughing every time I see it.

Second most offensive would have to be when Peter's in the attic with Anne Frank's family, who are trying to be absolutely silent, and he won't stop eating potato chips.

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. When Peter's been emasculated by his time at feminine camp

and quietly tries to breast feed Stewey. The whole scene is shot from Stewey's POV and shows him slowly (and I mean slowly) realizing what's going on.

Nearly killed me the first time I saw it.

[incontrovertible]

6. yeah

that's one of the most brilliant sequences they ever did. That episode also has my all-time favorite random Stewie quote, when Brian shoves his crib out into the hall:

Stewie (still asleep): "Uh huh, yes - I'll have the coffee cake."

I think the funniest moment in the whole series is the Christmas episode, when Lois murders Frosty the Snowman for wishing her a Merry Christmas - by flamethrowing him with a spit mouthful of tequila.

[BigMcLargehuge]

9. LOL!!!!

That was great.

I also love the scene in the class when Peter squeezes Ms. Ironbox's boob. It was just sooooooooooo wrong.


My favorite quote from that episode is

"Oh jeez... I need to give myself a breast exam... Wait... A lump... Oh God a lump!!!! Oh, it's a Cheeto..."

[incontrovertible]

10. oh, YEAH, LMAO!!!

"Ms. Ironbox, you are a valued member of this team, and I will give you a raise tomorrow if you come to work without a shirt on."

"Honk Honk!"

[BigMcLargehuge]

14. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

I'm sorry, this is all so new and strange to me... I just need another chance... What I meant to say was "nice ass"

[Ein]

7. Felch - disgusting content.

to thermo, is that the small rodent-ass thing?

[DS1]

13. no, and I won't tell you what is

I loved it when Stewie goes inside Peter to annihilate all his potential brothers, finds his perfect evil twin brother and escapes before his ship expands again. Then all hell breaks loose when Peter goes in the bathroom to beat off because Lorie won't have sex with him with Stewie in the same room. Then Peter comes back and Stewie sees the 'twinkle in his eye', after the fact, and Stewie goes:

Oh, well played, sperm brother!

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. All these posts are making me wish I knew what you were talking about

Family Guy - I take it it's an animated show?

Tell me more - sounds hilarious, the wit of Simpsons with the offensive hilarity of South park!

[incontrovertible]

11. cartoon network's adult swim

It's on right now. Aqua Teen Hunger Force will be on in 8 minutes. Please, watch it.

Family Guy comes on weeknights (mon-thu) at 10:30. There's also a DVD of it coming out, I think

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. DVDs out

came out in May

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. But what is it about?

I have no ability to watch it. Perhaps I can rent the DVD, but would like to know more about this - and know how I missed it's existence? Even South Park I knew of the year it came out, though I had no TV then, either...

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. kick

because I *reallY* need to know about this show. Please!

[CatWoman]

17. go here

http://www.familyguy.com/familyguy/index.html

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. OMG! Looks terrific!

Can't believe it's been around since 1999 and I've never heard of it.

Just might have to go get the DVDs.

Thanks for posting that!!

I want to be Stewie!!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

19. victory is mine

I shall kill you
I love this god figure hes so powerful.
(stewie off)
This show was the best me and my best bud used to discuss it every monday, so much fun.

[Friar]

21. OMG

I'm 52 and I watch Aqua Team Hunger Force and Sea Lab 2021...please release me from this life now....

[Friar]

20. when Stewie

suckles Peter's.....um, I can't say it! Aaaaaaagh.....

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Oh my God! I watched some last night!

Hilarious!!!!

Because of all of you on this thread, I downloaded some episodes and watched 'em. Just about stopped breathing a couple times I was laughing so hard.

"I have a gift for you. It's in my diapers, and it isn't a toaster."

Now I will definitely be getting the DVDs. This is true genius in writing!

Thanks everyone!