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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 09:48 PM
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I am a walking embarrassment.
I took my kids swimming this morning at the local (indoor) pool.
I have to hold JackMN, because he loves the water but he gets scared if he isn't wrapped around someone.

I was getting out of the pool with him and he was upset because he wanted to stay in, so he started squirming around. He got his foot stuck in the tie on the side of my swimsuit bottoms and yanked one side down my thigh. I'm not sure if anyone *saw* anything before I flung an arm out and yanked them back up, but still. Maybe I should reconsider one-piece swimwear.

:banghead:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 09:49 PM
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1. I saw...
I was there. Nice. :evilgrin:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 09:51 PM
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2. Well, based on your keen assessment,
you MUST have been there!

:rofl:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 09:53 PM
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3. Hey....
I'm a man. I only grunt out one word at a time...."nice".

That IS a keen assessment from a man....."nice" :rofl: :rofl:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 09:55 PM
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4. Well it could have been worse.
It might have been your top.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 09:57 PM
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5. I'm not sure that would've been worse.
Maybe. More noticable, and harder to cover up quickly.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 09:58 PM
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6. I got...
a cell phone pic. :evilgrin:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 10:04 PM
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I remember when I was little kid swimming at our city park pool a rather large
woman jump off the high dive and lost her top on the way down.

She was a little to large for the top of the bathsuit anyway.
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 10:01 PM
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7. Have kids, one piece. You won' t be sorry.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 10:03 PM
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8. Bleh. But they're so dowdy looking.
I must be stylish, damnit! Even at the expense of my decency!
:7
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 10:04 PM
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9. I spare no expense....
when it comes to destroying my decency. :evilgrin:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 10:07 PM
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10. Wait a damned minute
Edited on Fri Jun-29-07 10:07 PM by LeftyMom
You have three kids and you can still be seen in public in a two piece?

I fucking hate you now. :grr:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 10:09 PM
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11. Relax, baby- it's a tankini!
:rofl:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 10:17 PM
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13. Okay, I feel better now.
I bought two of those to take to Florida. I took them back home with the tags still on, but I did buy them. :D
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 10:15 PM
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12. Straight talk now...
Women...they are beautiful. Stretch marks, fat, bad hair days, they are just lovely to me. And most men feel this way deep down. That's all.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-29-07 10:21 PM
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14. You haven't seen ME in a bathing suit......
And you won't either, since those pics don't exist....

But I assure you.....I am not beautiful! :blush:
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