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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 04:18 PM
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What we read
A friend sent this email and I thought I would share it for a chuckle:

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they maybe ought to run the
country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do,
however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running
the country--if they could find the time--and if they didn't have to
leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose ancestors used to run the
country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat
on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running
the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably
while intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country
but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure
anyone runs the country, but if they find out who does, they oppose all
of them. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped,
minority, feminist, atheist, and also happen to be illegal aliens from
any other country or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not
Republicans.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the
grocery store.

12. Nothing is read by the guy who is running this country into the ground.

:applause: :woohoo:

- - Walter

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science.
He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed." - - Albert Einstein
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 04:22 PM
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1. #12 !
:rofl:
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 05:09 PM
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2. Yes, that was why I posted it
:woohoo: :applause: :spray:
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