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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:37 AM
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Understaffed Job Titles...
Invent a job title and then give an example either real or from fiction (if possible).

Like this:

"Staff Defeatist" (Think Hudson (Bill Paxton) from Aliens.)
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:49 AM
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1. Professional 'Before' Picture Model...
Well, I suppose -I'm- a perfect example of that. :rofl:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:58 AM
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2. Media Scatologist...
They are typically employed over at Media Matters and their subject matter is mostly
Fawx Noise.

Geeze, must I do everything around here! :)
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 08:59 AM
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3. Compiler of Understaffed Job Titles
Prag. :rofl:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 09:03 AM
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4. Paper Clip Organizer.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 09:08 AM
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6. Hasn't that job been automated now?
Darn machines are taking over the world! :grr:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 09:06 AM
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5. Stock Ticker Complicator
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 09:24 AM
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7. Powerpoint Presentation Screen Saver Prevention Specialist...
A.K.A. Mouse Jiggler.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 12:00 PM
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8. Aspirin carver
Someone has to stamp that "A" on there...
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 12:01 PM
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10. Dang, I'd never thought of that!
There's a whole field there.

:)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 12:00 PM
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9. Official official
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 12:02 PM
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11. Manager and Supervisor of the Department of Redundancy Department.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-26-07 12:02 PM
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12. Clock accuracy specialist
Like the janitor from The Breakfast Club
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