What job would Bush have if not for Pappy?
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:23 PM
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What job would Bush have if not for Pappy?
I say night manager at Arby's.
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:24 PM
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A really lazy one, who cuts out of work early to go golfing, then takes credit for the things which other did in his absence.
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:24 PM
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:26 PM
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4. Greeter at Caesar's Palace
oh wait, without Poppy he wouldn't even be "famous" enough for that... ...pushing a mop somewhere, maybe?
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:26 PM
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The kind that rips people off with bad credit.
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:27 PM
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He has that whole attitude about him. I don't mean any offense to car salesman.
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:28 PM
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7. "Well, shucks, feller. This here Chevy Monza is a STEAL! It was only
ever driven by a sweet lil ole lady, an' only ta church on Sundee. Want me ta run th'numbers fer ya, 'n' see what shakes?"
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:28 PM
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8. Assistant Manager at U-Haul
Hoping someday to realize his dream: that little corner office in the back.
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:35 PM
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9. Acting assistant manager of the ...
step-ladder dept. of a 'big box' home improvement store during the two weeks when the real assistant manager takes his first vacation in 20 years...
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Tue Jan-20-04 06:04 PM
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17. He's not qualified for that
He is, however, qualified to be a lot engineer, loading people's trucks for them and keeping the fencing material straight.
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:37 PM
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10. "You want fries with that?"
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:39 PM
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11. I say friendly fire would have hit him while he was in Vietnam
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:48 PM
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12. He really really wanted to be Commisioner of Major League Baseball.
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:49 PM
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13. washing windsheilds on the street corner with a crumpled newspaper
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:50 PM
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in a road side stand in texas- texas du`ers know what i`m talking about...
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Tue Jan-20-04 07:21 PM
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He would be the guy that would light up a cigarette around a box of explosives.
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Tue Jan-20-04 05:52 PM
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He would have died broke and in the gutter decades ago.
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Tue Jan-20-04 06:04 PM
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Tue Jan-20-04 06:11 PM
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Tue Jan-20-04 06:11 PM
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19. If not for Poppy? What was his draft number?
I still maintain this is all Bud Selig's fault. W. should be Commissioner of Baseball (and as a non-fan of baseball, I have no idea whether he would have screwed it up or actually done well).
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Tue Jan-20-04 06:14 PM
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he could be mean to animals or people.
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Tue Jan-20-04 09:13 PM
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43. I think you've hit the nail on the head.
He is, above all, a resentful little control freak.
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Tue Jan-20-04 06:14 PM
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I'm thinking village idiot.
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Tue Jan-20-04 06:18 PM
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I wouldn't vote for him for dogcatcher, but I'll play anyway. Border patrol agent looking for weapons of mass destruction theoretically but actually looking for coke and pot up from Mexico.
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Tue Jan-20-04 06:21 PM
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He would be in prison for being a serial killer.
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Tue Jan-20-04 06:23 PM
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He isn't smart enough. He'd be slicing the beef and making sandwiches.
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Tue Jan-20-04 08:17 PM
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do u really want that chimp touching your food?
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Tue Jan-20-04 06:44 PM
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and part-time substitute for the guy with the "Every little bit helps. God Bless" cardboard sign. He'd be a multiply convicted felon for starters. So perhaps something in license plate manufacture.
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Tue Jan-20-04 07:08 PM
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I always figured he'd be the mean drunk in the bar nobody wants to mess with. Be pumping gas or pulling fenders in the junkyard between jail terms. Might find his calling as manager of a we-hold-em-you-shoot-em hunt club. Lots of blood and no skill is his style.
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Tue Jan-20-04 07:17 PM
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27. He couldn't even hack an Arbys job.
Service jobs take some skill and hard work, you know. I have a hunch Dubya would be still be in the business of ferking up business ventures and still having Daddy and his buddies bailing him out.
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Tue Jan-20-04 07:19 PM
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or maybe, if he really applied himself, stock boy.
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Tue Jan-20-04 07:24 PM
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I can imagine him getting fragged in Vietnam or shot by an irate husband at some honky-tonk.
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Tue Jan-20-04 07:24 PM
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at the Texas State pen electric chair. Would have died by now, however, from testing the current on himself.
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Tue Jan-20-04 07:28 PM
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33. scrubbing septic tanks
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Tue Jan-20-04 08:23 PM
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35. Slaughter house trigger puller
The one that shoots the poor animal in the head with a gun.
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Tue Jan-20-04 08:27 PM
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36. This is TV14... South Park humor:
W would be working at the zoo, being the official "red rocket delivery boy" for all the animals... I doubt he'd get that right either...
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Tue Jan-20-04 08:30 PM
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37. what job? i donno, but i know what uniform he would be wearing...
a nice orange D.O.C. Jumpsuit... probably cleaning trash from a roadside ditch or making a lisence plate or something. i dont know but nothin that would pay too well heh -LK
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Tue Jan-20-04 08:38 PM
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39. Bubba's bitch in the state pen
He could be dishing out hash in the cafe or Bubba's cigarette delivery bitch in the pen.
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Tue Jan-20-04 08:32 PM
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38. Well, with his record for going awol
He wouldn't be able to get much....maybe supermarkt manager.
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Tue Jan-20-04 08:39 PM
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40. He'd still be the eighth grade bully...
...and he'd be so much bigger than the rest of the 8th graders by now!
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Tue Jan-20-04 08:39 PM
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41. Summer Job: Landscaping Winter Job: Snow Plowng
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Tue Jan-20-04 09:01 PM
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42. well he would be in prision for being poor and shooting up coke
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Tue Jan-20-04 09:59 PM
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44. I can't wait to see what he does after the election...
Edited on Tue Jan-20-04 09:59 PM by silverlib
Probably be on the BOD of Carlyle? Will PNAC have him if he loses the election? I don't think he has anything to offer. Carlyle would take him as a favor to Pappy. Where WILL he be after the election?
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Tue Jan-20-04 10:08 PM
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45. The biggest impact PNAC could get out of him would be
the thud after his chartered plane experiences an excursion from controlled flight... Then they could start pushing for monuments to him in every household. My suggestion, dump red food coloring into a lake that would represent one gallon of red ink for every dollar of debt that the last 16 years of GOP commander in Thiefs.
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Wed Jan-21-04 02:41 PM
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No talent or brains needed.
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