Cops charge 3-year-old as rioter

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Patna, India - Police in India have charged a three-year-old boy for allegedly leading a group of rioters and firing at security personnel, the toddler's uncle said on Thursday.

The incident dates back to a clash in the eastern state of Bihar between villagers and police in January, when officers were pelted with stones and shot at, Dhruv Kumar Jha told AFP.

Shortly afterwards, the young Raj Kumar was "charged with throwing stones at the police and firing at them", he said.

The family ignored three summons, prompting uniformed police to turn up at their house and tell the dumbfounded parents to produce the child before the authorities.

But hope is not lost, with the family insisting the boy has a rock-solid alibi.

"He was at his grandmother's house on the day of the clash. So the question of him being there does not arise," Jha asserted.

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[Maddy McCall]

1. LOL.

I can just picture the photoshop you could whip up, of a toddler in full rage mode, with an AR15 slung over his shoulder.

:rofl:

[Deep13]

2. WMD definition expanded to include spit-balls.

wow