I have a confession. I am a celebrity many of you may know.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I have been posting here for some time now, and I feel terrible for being not entirely honest with you people. I found it strange the other day when there was a thread asking if there were any famous DU'ers. I felt at that time that I should come clean, so to speak, but I did not have the courage.

It seems that I have mustered up the courage tonight, so I have decided to unburden myself and reveal my true identity.

Without further ado...ladies and gentlemen....I am.....
































THE FABIO....

[NMDemDist2]

1. rrrohhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

be still my heart....


















hey wait a minute, isn't he Italian? you speak English too well to be the fab Fabio



you rotter!!!!



:cry:

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. I speak FLUENT Italian...

ummmm Bueno!!! no wait....hold on....I need to google something....

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. It's not easy being sexy.

I know exactly where you're coming from.

[lost-in-nj]

14. Crap

SWOON.....


what a picture.....

THANKS!!!


lost

[texas1928]

3. So what kind of bird hit you in the face?

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. Give me a second. I'll google it to find out. n/t

[texas1928]

6. BUSTED!!!!!!

:P

[lost-in-nj]

4. uuummm uuummmmm

ok.....


:hi: :hi:

does this mean we all get $.50 coupons
for I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS NO BUTTER?????


:rofl: :rofl:

lost

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. alright alright....

I'm not Fabio....I'm a stunt double for his hair...yeah thats it....a stunt double for his hair.

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. ...

:hi: :hi:

[ForrestGump]

10. You're no Fabio

I know Fabio, and you're no Fabio...

:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Ok Ok.....

Can I be Robert Deniro then? :D

[ForrestGump]

12. Are you talkin' to me?

Oh, yeah. You are.

Okay, Bobby. :yourock:

[lost-in-nj]

16. so Forrest

do you REALLY know Fabio????

huh? huh???



lost

[Connonym]

13. And I also must confess

I'm Morgan Fairchild

[Adsos Letter]

15. Now I know who Morgan Fairchild is...

cause she adorned my wall during my military days...but do our *ahem* this generation's DUer's know who she is?

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. Wow!

Morgan Fairchild was great in Shawshank Redemption.

[querelle]

17. GAWD!

What a disappointment.

Q