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The Lone Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-03-03 01:42 PM
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Poll question: Getting their attention.
Edited on Sun Aug-03-03 01:43 PM by The Lone Liberal

You think smacking the President of a network news organization in the head with sock full of horseshit would make you feel better than just writing a letter? If so:

Vote for the size of sock











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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-03-03 01:43 PM
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1. Moon them.
Edited on Sun Aug-03-03 01:45 PM by greatauntoftriplets
You go first.

On edit: Or hit them on the head with my vintage Louisville slugger.
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booksenkatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-03-03 01:53 PM
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2. Cat shit.
Nothing smells worse than cat shit. Nothing. If you add cat pee, there's a guarantee that the person in question will reek of cat pee until his/her dying day.

Just trying to help.:)

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mclam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-03-03 03:39 PM
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5. Pig shit smells the worst by miles.
I worked on a farm for years. Potent too- you can taste it in your mouth if it touches your skin (don't ask).

I didn't vote in the poll but only because my response is "Christmas stocking".
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PunkinPi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-03-03 02:10 PM
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3. I say donkey shit should be used...
let 'em know where it's coming from. :dem: :)

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-03-03 02:30 PM
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4. Horseshit is going easy on them
Collect the dumps from adult-diapers from a rest-home for a week, and use only the finest samples of liquid shit you can find.

/too far
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prez_sux Donating Member (88 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-03-03 03:55 PM
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6. let the go bankrupt
Edited on Sun Aug-03-03 03:56 PM by prez_sux
just don't watch them. eventually ppl will catch on to the truth. if everyone who did quit watching them, there would be no money and hence no motivation to continue.

that's much better than any shitty solution
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-03-03 04:01 PM
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7. On behalf of the meida...
ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch! ooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!:hurts:
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5thGenDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-03-03 04:01 PM
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8. God's own Christmas stocking
You'd need an effing crane to swing it.
John
Whoooooooooop... BLANGO!!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-03-03 04:25 PM
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9. Screw the sock. Where's Aunt Bertha's Pantyhose...?
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