Completely unrealistic extreme statement

[EstimatedProphet]

Backed up with a condescending insult.

No attempt to provide supporting information whatsoever. Instead, further extreme statements, followed with an expletive.

[Deep13]

1. Global warming is caused by magic fairy dust.

Guess you low-life morons were unaware of that.

Accept this on faith. Magic fairy dust is made of unicorn shit. Although.

[kwassa]

2. Wildly overreactive counterstatement

Immediate comparison to freeper drawn, and moderator alert threatened.

Low post count noted.

[MistressOverdone]

3. LOL

you made my day.

[EstimatedProphet]

14. Rephrasing of original extreme statement with a similar extreme statement

Statement to the effect that first statement is not the same as second statement, and since second statement is extreme, then first statement clearly is not by virtue of the statements being different.

Expletive.

Suggestion of flaws in ancestry.

Expletive.

[kwassa]

36. Repeated alert to moderator

Frustration with lack of moderator response.

Point made that expletive use indicates substantially poor analysis, and limited vocabulary, and probably low-quality DNA.

Outstanding proof of covert freeper activity once again.

[EstimatedProphet]

38. Response with incoherent hate-filled statement about a class of people

Assumption made that poster is one of those people, and clearly isn't evolved enough to understand reality or true fairness.

[kwassa]

43. ROFLMAO over ignorance displayed by crude assumption

about poster who is exact opposite of assumption in age gender religion and politics, thereby proving low DNA quality of the OP and most of his family and ancestors.

Deduced probability of the OP's unnatural sexual relationship with immediate relatives and pets.

[Kajsa]

61. LOL- Oh, Prophet--

"Suggestion of flaws in ancestry."

:rofl:

- been there, experienced that.

Isn't rational discourse fun?
:sarcasm:


I LOVE the way you describe it.

:hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

68. Appreacitive remarks to agreeing poster

Statement to the effect that poster is more evolved than other board denizens!

[Scout1071]

98. Obligatory agree with you comment.

And gratuitous ass kissing statement.

[Patsy Stone]

82. LINK?????

Expression of disdain for poster's mother.

[EstimatedProphet]

84. Repetition of original statement

Request for link ignored.

[Patsy Stone]

90. Lack of link cited

as proof of opinion's invalidity.

[jakefrep]

102. Vigourous and colorful imploration to communicate with one's elected representatives

[EstimatedProphet]

105. Suggestion that poster is shilling for political party

Denial of value for contacting representative, as all politicians are in on keeping this particular issue from getting any attention, thus ensuring that it will remain under their control.

[DS1]

4. accusation of flippant attitude towards genuine societal crisis

[jakefrep]

101. Confusion of the jurisprudential matters of vacuous socialites with genuine societal crisis

[RogueSpirit]

5. Rambling verbiage declaring conspiracy and high crimes

by members of secret societies. link to long, punctuationless manifesto exposing said society with proof of indoctrination clearly visible in screen shots of hanna-barbara cartoons

[EstimatedProphet]

16. Statement about smoking contraband substances

[RogueSpirit]

19. Declaration that the substances are only contraband

to prop up the puppet regimes that said secret society is pulling the strings for.

[HughBeaumont]

6. Rhetorical conundrum with circular references

Strawmen accompanied with dirty freeper limericks loaded with typos

(obscure smilies inserted for convoluted pandering license)

[Richardo]

7. Colorful aspersions cast at OP's cognitive abilites...

eyes smilie

[EstimatedProphet]

15. Statement of numerous educational awards from obscure organizations.

:fuckyou:, although not actually a smilie

Expletive

[Richardo]

24. Points out lamess of eduacational recognition, cites superior credentials

Threatens mod alert, returns PA.

[Hugin]

28. Produces weak Google search proving poster's credentials are a sham...

Offers up opinion that this poster has forgotten more about subject than poster will ever know...

Also, subtle reference to being able to write an encyclopedia on subject topic.

[RogueSpirit]

41. Accusations that richardo is part of the secret brotherhood...

and points out that his avatar is proof.

[regularguy]

8. Formless data dump followed by eye rolling,

breathlessly waiting for validating eye rolls in return.

[Hugin]

34. More formless data

claim that formless data supports former formless data

[slj0101]

9. Tiresome post of mundane suject matter, usually concerning house cleaning or food prep.

[Richardo]

27. Hostile reaction from rival tribe

Incomprehensible references to perceived slights and PMs. Much hurling of feces.

Leader of rival tribe beaten to death with animal femur.

[johnnie]

10. Pity response

With subject matter barely representative to original posting.

[slj0101]

11. Responding to one's own original post, mere moments after said post was processed.

[Hugin]

12. Attention grabbing subject line

Wild attempt to twist thread into a rant supporting poster's 'one issue' agenda.

[Ptah]

13. Graphic representation of explitive

[RogueSpirit]

17. Anger and outrage

directed toward visual ad hominem attack on my person. Demand an instant retraction with subtle suggestions of woolly ruminant quadrupeds in your genetic lineage.

[Ptah]

21. You obviously slept through Asparagus Casting 101

[krispos42]

66. Oh, that's a great picture

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

18. Condescending additional statement towards those disagreeing in thread

Statement to the effect that posters agreeing with original statement are more "evolved" than the rest of their particular group, pointing out that attempts by those posters to suck up are proof of their wisdom.

[pagerbear]

20. Thread-jacking diversion

...with only the slightest hint of relevance to the original post.

[EstimatedProphet]

22. Insinuation that thread-jacking is typical behavior for a member of the poster's group

[Hugin]

25. Claim that poster's 'group' is what is wrong with America

Call for all foreign sounding dishes to be renamed using the terms "Freedom", "Liberty", and
"Religious Reference".

[Hugin]

23. Barely legible phonetic blather

Litany of confusion and pithy talking points topped off with a crown jewel of hypocrisy.

[RogueSpirit]

29. Elitist comments on grammar misusage

starting with listing credentials as both a political science major with a literary minor of a new england university, followed by a lengthy description of all grammatical errors and stating that there is a correlation between language usage and value of opinion.

[Hugin]

30. Feigned outrage

Additional use of poor grammar use emphasized as means of showing contempt for intellectual
pursuit.

Suggestion that political science majors should stay out of politics and in the kitchen
where they belong.

:inappropriate smilie:

[petronius]

26. Sycophantic agreement with the initial statement,

coupled with an even more extreme and vaguely racist non sequitur...

[Hugin]

32. smug catch phrase

Suggestion that username is merely a sock puppet for the OP.

[petronius]

45. Vehement denial of sock-puppetry

containing spelling and grammatical errors identical to the OP...

[Hugin]

46. Reply supporting non-sockpuppet claims from personal association with poster

containing spelling and grammatical errors identical to the OP and the vehement denial reply...

[mainegreen]

31. deleted post

obscure reason for post deletion

[Hugin]

33. deleted post

reaction to original deleted post thought to be justified by extreme nature of
of original post.

[mainegreen]

35. deleted sub-thread

mysterious content of subthread forever tantalizing.

[Hugin]

39. reply orphaned by post deletion

Well meaning comments based on the belief this has all been some kind of misunderstanding.

[Joe Fields]

37. I reject your premise...

:toast:

[pagerbear]

40. Idealistic call for mutual respect and consideration

[Hugin]

42. Evisceration of Idealist

Continuation of conflict.

Attempt to drag idealist into fray with polarization.

[pagerbear]

44. Silent retreat, spending many months away from DU

[uppityperson]

47. Link to Stridently held opinion based on questionable pseudo-science but I'm right.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=858649

[EstimatedProphet]

49. Laughter at poster's attempt to "claim dibs on the subject"

Suggestion that poster needs to reduce size of ego, possibly by allowing heated air to escape through poster's ears.

Expletive.

[uppityperson]

50. Snide remark with hints of acknowledgement

accolades for starting this up with smiley of undetermined sort that makes minimal sense and apology.

[TZ]

52. snarky remark about it being about time OTHER author

showed up to defend pointless kudzu thread not so innocently started.:)

[Orsino]

48. Oblique reference to post count.

Friendly inquiry as to activity on another site. Phony best wishes for a pleasant visit.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

65. Links to damning activity on other sites

Image of Spider-Man spider-sense card.

[wildhorses]

51. jumped to conclusion and replied in a snarky manner

and then laughed all the way to the DUzy's :rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

53. Taking your statement out of context

Lacking reading comprehension skills, and stating ignorant opinions.

[philosophie_en_rose]

54. Reference to PM conspiracy. Speculation about cliques.

:bounce:

[TrogL]

55. Massive incoherent rant

Every third word a link.

[Random_Australian]

56. I'll tell you the REAL analagy.

It's like you're the most wonderful man in the world (me), and then someone who is completely evil (you) turns up and attacks me for absolutely no reason (knocks on my door) - completely breaking the geneva convention (I'm SURE it says something about 'no shave-and-a-haircut knocks) and for completely no reason (I planted my door on your doorstep).

Which was an unprovoked attack of rebellion and I was completely justified in dropping 500 tons of nerve gas on the evildoer (you and the nearest ten cities to you).

So there.

[EstimatedProphet]

57. Correction of spelling for the poster in a condescending manner

Implication that poster is a freeper.

[Random_Australian]

58. Me? A freeper? I have more posts than you - therefore YOU are the freep!

Did I tell you that you can clean up nuclear reactors with blessed water?

[EstimatedProphet]

69. Snide evisceration of poster's point

Ridiculous assertion that poster is likely a secret identity of Rimjob or other prominent freeper.

Expletive.

Post of picture of bizarre sex act by a submissive and clearly humiliated person and a quadruped, with the title "PWNED".

[Random_Australian]

71. .....points out that it was not my point at all.

Writes 14 page essay on that fact.

Notices poster has been banned.

Damn!

[EstimatedProphet]

85. (Actually, I've had that happen. It's frustrating.)

[TZ]

59. eye roll and sigh as I remind said poster...

that arrogance and cockiness(you) go hand and hand and lead to so called unprovoked attacks elsewhere. Also random accusation of said poster being a shill....

[datasuspect]

60. straight up personal attack

then behind the scenes mustering of PM army to firebomb this thread.

[Kajsa]

62. Recoiling from main point as if

it were a rattlesnake.

Festering on pointless, mundane trivia that is situated in another galaxy.

Explodes into a expletive tirade that would put Lenny Bruce to shame.

[Hugin]

63. 'me too' reply

more expletives thought to be justified by the post replied to.

another expletive just to clear the air.

still more expletives

Expletive

[Kajsa]

64. Yep!

LOL- :hi:

[wildhorses]

67. locking.

this thread has turned into a flame war. please consult rules for behavior modification.

[EstimatedProphet]

70. Sarcastic statement to the effect that poster has forgotten revocation of mod status

Suggestion that poster put down contraband smoking materials discussed earlier in thread.

[wildhorses]

78. *snork*

:spray::rofl:


suggestions taken under advisement and ultimately considered 'highly' irrelevant

[Blue-Jay]

72. Unbelievable Freeper encounter.

...followed by made-up rude, tough-guy posturing...

[EstimatedProphet]

77. Suggestion that poster is pandering for attention

Followed with post of a picture of a rabbit with a pancake tied to its head.

[Blue-Jay]

79. Unfounded accusation that OP is cruel to animals.

By saying that you condone affixing breakfast food to harmless rodents, you are tacitly admitting that you need therapy to stop you from committing violence against women and semi-humans.

[EstimatedProphet]

80. (OK, now that was funny!)

[treestar]

73. Random blaming of Bush for the problem

(Freepers would blame Bill Clinton)

[philosophie_en_rose]

74. Accusation that you are JimRob in disguise.

:patriot:

[UrbScotty]

75. Moderator saying (s)he is locking thread.

Moderator coming up with odd excuse for locking thread.

[Oeditpus Rex]

76. Snide assertation that OP's cognitive apparatus is in his buttocks

Accompanied by small, green, animated graphic depicting rolling of eyes in dismissive fashion.

[EstimatedProphet]

83. Vicious retort

speculating about ancestry of poster combined with common farm animals. References to sexual proclivities of poster being illegal in many states, and requiring sundry electrical devices and petroleum-based lubricants. Suggestion made that poster has additional income stemming from adult entertainment industry based in Tijuana, Mexico.

[Oeditpus Rex]

88. 'Woohoo' animated graphic

noting prideful reaction to accusation of sexual proclivities.

[EstimatedProphet]

81. Note that thread has gotten very long, indicating its significance

Point made that this clearly indicates that the original posting issue is the most important the country faces, even the world faces, and that the human race will be destroyed within 20 years if the original points are not taken as completely irrefutable and ultimate truth.

[Patsy Stone]

86. Snippy retort

indicating that the fact that there are so many posts only means the OP was off base, and it continues to waste this Forum's time when we could be discussing MORE SERIOUS issues. Many exclamation points follow.

[EstimatedProphet]

87. Flippant comment on rules of punctuation

[Patsy Stone]

89. Straw man

followed by a long, boring paragraph not related to the discussion at hand. Accusations of DLC influence.

[catzies]

91. Ad hominem, non sequitur and red herring!

Express disbelief at original query, followed by sarcastic rebuttal and snide retort.

End with addition to ignore list.

[EstimatedProphet]

92. Shameless self-kick long after thread has died out

Insistence that clearly no one but a select few other posters truly understands importance of this issue.

Lament about how DU has succumbed to "pretend liberals", who are no longer concerned with the world-shaking evil surrounding this issue, and how DU was so much better in the good old days.

[kwassa]

95. Pointing out obvious delusional tendencies on the part of the OP

Identification of the OP as a tin-foiler who probably believes in chemtrails, too.

Suggests psychiatric remediation.

[XemaSab]

93. Query about why the OP hates women/Jews/indiginous peoples/freedom?

Aspersions cast on parenting skills of OP's mother.

(Total ignorance betrayed of the fact that the original thread is about a week old as well as the fact that half the people posting above me made identical points.)

[EstimatedProphet]

94. Suggestion that poster is a freeper for using a baiting technique

Resolute refusal to take bait.

Expletive.

[XemaSab]

96. Comprehensive list of every sociopolitical function I have attended

beginning with rally for Gary Hart and ending with Santa Barbara Solar Fair. Tangential anecdotes about Bill Clinton and Howard Dean related. Trotting out card-carrying member status of DFA, Drinking Liberally, the American Birding Association, and the Soil and Water Conservation Society. Relation of every meal I have eaten for a week, and how my food choices make me one of the people. Implicit assumption that my credientials are unimpeachable, especially given the quantity of ethnic food that I am wont to consume.

Expletive.

[EstimatedProphet]

97. Insistence that true liberalism is contingent on specific beliefs

and membership in specific societies, which only have very few members, notably the OP and an obscure writer of limerics living in Estonia. Also statement that true liberals only consume single-celled organisms, as consumption of anything higher on the food chain is a violation of living species rights to life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and voting and driving priveledges.

Expletive, followed by a rude smiley from the internet.

[hippiechick]

99. Welcome to DU!

We wouldn't have it any other way!!!


:party:

[EstimatedProphet]

104. Acceptance of welcome

Response that to be truly welcomed, poster, along with all other posters on board, make the original issue their most important issue ever, or else said welcome is simply an empty gesture.

Expletive, apology for expletive. Further expletive.

[rbnyc]

100. Heartfelt rebuttal that takes the OP at face value

Backed up with personal experience and/or an anecdote.

Just taking the opportunity to talk about oneself.

[EFerrari]

103. Crushing derision in two syllables.

[EstimatedProphet]

106. Avoidance of response

[EFerrari]

110. Foot tapping.

:rofl:

[tigereye]

107. dismissive comment of over-reaching analysis

:hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

112. Representation of educational awards

Implication that institutions granting said awards are premiere institutions of their type.

Implication that they are only unknown to false liberals and the undeucated.

Failure to discuss criticism of analysis.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

108. Peevish presupposition.

Post contains a single haiku.

[enigmatic]

109. pointless youtube music video

used to steer direction into even more pointless blather...

[Dr. Strange]

111. Attempt to get argument back on course

By pointing out that the band in aforementioned music video has a song whose lyrics completely demolish OP's extreme statement.