I got flashed by a hot young Canadian chick tonight. I almost took her home with me!

[ForrestGump]

Actually, the first part is true: I met a group of Vancouverites and one of the women, a petite and attractive young thing (somewhat overbeveraged, as is the wont of so many in this den of iniquity known as Las Vegas), flashed me. This is not all that unusual, but what was unusual was that she didn't follow the usual courtship display rituals -- prominently revealing the bumpy bits up front -- but she instead lifted her dress and revealed a lack of underthings, displaying the posterior portion of her nether anatomy (indeed, her posterior) and, in response to the urgings another of her group of Canadians, displaying it again to ensure that I knew what I was looking at. I observed wiggling with each exposure. I mean in her, not me. Well, maybe in me, too.

O, Canada...

The second part of this subject line is not true and is included only for sacred purposes of copycat. It appears that I have already caught my limit of Canadian babes. There's a quota, eh. :D

[Guava Jelly]

1. Canadians are such teases

Watch your wallet..

[ForrestGump]

3. They sure are

But if I watch my wallet I miss when they flash their bottoms.

Hmmmm...tough call...

[Awsi Dooger]

2. You had a much more interesting Las Vegas night than I did

No one flashed me, from either end. But I got a "Hi babe" from a hooker in front of the Venetian.

Otherwise, I ran into a guy who has owed me $140 for 6 years. He still owes me $140.

I won on the under on the NBA game, and made about 60 bucks on the bonus machines.

[ForrestGump]

4. I think you probably made more money

Way to go!

:D

That was no hooker...that was my wife! *rimshot*

</HennyYoungman>

[jus_the_facts]

5. I did that once...extremely overbeveraged....

....just the bumby bits up front...to a lead singer in a band...he propositioned me every single time I saw him after that li'l episode too...but I never did take him home. :D


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