I Paid $180 To Have My Pussy Shaved

[REP]

I'd post a picture but she won't come out from under the bed.

The $180.00 wasn't just for the dematting/shave - she also got an exam, vaccinations, deworming and a bath.

My poor Alice is just about hairless except for her head, tail and feet. I don't think she's ever going to speak to me again!

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. IBTL

:-)

[REP]

6. Alice Is Not That Kind Of Girl!

And when I post that I got my Fanny trimmed ... yes, I have a cat named Fanny who does need a trim!

[liberaldemocrat7]

2. My girlfriend gets her pussy shaved too.

Victoria, her cat gets a hair cut so short that she looks like a little lioness.









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[REP]

3. Alice's Clip Is Beyond "Lion" - Think "Cat Undergoing Chemo"

Or "Cat Entering Basic Training." I went to the vet with a semi-long hair (Coon) and left with a super-super shorthair.

Too bad she won't come out from under the bed - I think she looks adorable.

[realisticphish]

4. was this a new rescue?

or a lice/fleas infestation?

[REP]

5. Neither - Alice is a Coon/Angora Mix

She mats easily, and I was very, very sick for a while (had a PICC line in) and her mats went nuts. It was easiest on her just to have her clipped very short - got rid of the mats, got rid of her winter coat, get her used to being groomed again (which she HATES!).

[Elidor]

7. I'd have done it for half that

And worked a massage into the deal. I love massaging pussies. And I find that most pussies like me instinctively. Hell, I'd do it for free, truth be told.

[REP]

8. You Do Rabies Vaccines?

Sure, petting them is the easy part. Actually, Stewart didn't mind his haircut that much (currently have two shaved pussies) but Alice ... not so much.

[uppityperson]

9. Beware letting her into the sun, sunburnt pussy is bad.

They come up for a pet then wince and glare at you. Bigger problem is not laughing when she finally comes out. Poor kitty.

[Elidor]

10. o...m...g...

:rofl:

[REP]

11. She's a House Pussy

She's a calico with a lot of white, so I'm making sure to keep the shades drawn so she doesn't get too much sun. Luckily, she's not an extrovert and prefers the shade ... although now that she's lost several pounds of hair, that may change!

She finally came out, and she looks so cute I couldn't laugh at her. She may have a buzz cut, but she's still my cutie.

[TZ]

12. Does you kitty look anything like this?

Although this is not her, my sister's cat got a lion cut for mats and went around looking grumpy all the time.:)

[SeattleGirl]

14. I ar hatz this harcut!

I will kilz you if u do dis again!

[SeattleGirl]

13. Must. Resist. Temptation. To. Post. Something. That. Will. Get. Tread. Locked.

:rofl:

[krispos42]

15. I don't shave my pussy

Hell, I haven't even washed her for, oh, about 4 years now.

Her name is Sedgwick Fluffanutter, I call her "The Fluff". She's a Maine Coon, and she manages to keep herself well-groomed and tangle-free without any help from me. She hates the brush, actually.

[Crabby Appleton]

16. IBTL