I Went To Olive Garden, Walked My Pit Bull, And Smoked In A Public Area

[SPKrazy]

and I don't even smoke :silly:

just to violate all the unwritten rules

I also went to Wal Mart, didn't buy gas from Citgo (Venezuelan Oil Company) but from Exxon :puke:

Then I climbed in my SUV and drove it as fast as I could down the middle of the road, get out of my ways you losers!


:rofl:

:shrug:

[Tektonik]

1. No baby suckling your ample bosom?

I'm disappointed :(

[SPKrazy]

3. I have stopped breastfeeding

period

:D

[AlCzervik]

2. i listened to a Laura Brannigan CD while i was watching Fat Actress.

and i liked it! oh yeah, i'm also "A size twoooooooooo!"

[SPKrazy]

4. Oh yeah!

:yourock:

[lost-in-nj]

6. HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is NOTHING wrong with Laura Brannigan....
(may she rest in peace :) )
She beats Celine in Power of love ANY DAY...

just saying....

lost

[SPKrazy]

10. Celine was up next

she was on my cd i burned

:shrug:

[fizzgig]

5. but where you talking on your cell phone?

geeze man, i thought you were a professional :P


:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

7. After buying a box

of Corn Flakes for your chicken/????



:crazy: :crazy: :silly:

lost

[SPKrazy]

9. they have corn flakes in the olive garden

i did buy some corn flakes though :D

[SPKrazy]

8. I had my bluetooth headgear on

so I looked from a distance as if to be psychotic

upon closer inspection, you realize there is no cell phone attached, it seems to have gotten lost


:crazy:

[electricmonk]

18. As long as...

you were repeating the Brazillion joke over and over you're excused.

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11. We have a spot for you

[SPKrazy]

12. cool!

:rofl:

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14. thanks

[AlCzervik]

13. omg lol!

[RetroLounge]

19. OMG! Is that a naked statue of CalPeg?

**thud**

My day is complete.

RL

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20. Shhhhh! We're hoping she won't notice.

[montanto]

15. Did you call your congressman . .

RIGHT FUCKING NOW?

[montanto]

16. to tell him he's a

douchebag?

[SPKrazy]

21. he is a douchebag

damned right wing fucker!

douchebag sumnofabiotch

[Orsino]

17. Long as your private areas aren't smoking, too. n/t

[SPKrazy]

22. they'd have to be getting friction for that to happen

and that ain't happenin!

:rofl: