post a picture of what you'd like to look like

[datasuspect]

i always dreamed of walking around in my day-to-day activities in full kiss drag:




i would accessorize with this:

[wildhorses]

1. if you have the tongue --

i wouldn't worry about the make-up

[BarenakedLady]

2. ...

:applause:

[wildhorses]

4. i am So0o00o0o0o bad

:blush:

:rofl:

:hi:

[datasuspect]

3. i can lick my eyebrows

helps when they get unruly

[wildhorses]

5. got a picture?

in the act?

:bounce:

[datasuspect]

8. most of the pics i have wouldn't be appropriate

they're from my days when i used to model for "physique" mags like "macho," "sport," "locker room tales," and "spartacus."

[wildhorses]

11. dude ---

i am calling bullshit:eyes:

[billyskank]

6. I always dreamed you DID look like that.

[datasuspect]

7. if ONLY i could be so cool

alas, woe is me

[mainegreen]

9. I think it would rock to look like this:

Seriously.

[datasuspect]

10. you ain't lying

people would take you very seriously when you came into a room!