So a friend is treating me to dinner tonight...

[InternalDialogue]

Poll question: So a friend is treating me to dinner tonight...

at arguably the best restaurant in the city.

Everything on the menu is fair play, wine with every course, and dessert mandatory.

My question:

In what way should I make a scene?

[DS1]

1. It's Denver, I'm sure the dude at the drive-thru window won't be too concerned

:P

[SPKrazy]

3. ha ha ha!

oh, i didn't know it was denver

:rofl:

yeah, the drive thru omg :spray:

:thumbsup:

although denver does really have some good eats

[InternalDialogue]

8. We'll be parking and walking in, I'll have you know!

:spank:

[SPKrazy]

2. well if you are gonna do it!

then send stuff back to the kitchen, piss off the chef and make a scene, might even get food free :silly:

boy i bet you are fun to take to dinner :eyes:


:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Well, you could order your meat "well done"

and be the point of ridicule behind the scenes...and, get served the nastiest piece of meat they have. :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear InternalDialogue!

My advice:

DON'T!

That is all...

Unless you never want to be treated to such a dinner again...:eyes:

:hi:

[InternalDialogue]

9. Well, Peggy, you get back from Europe and you're all "This!" and "That!" huh?

:hide:













Of course I'll be a good dinner guest. ;-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. I know you will!

I was just feeling like playing the devil's advocate!

:hug:

[LeftyMom]

6. Loud cell phone conversation during dinner.

Bonus points if it's about an unflattering medical issue.

[Omphaloskepsis]

16. For bonus points..

Use one of those laser pointers to distract the waiters.

[fizzgig]

7. where ya going?

but i say finger puppets. definitely finger puppets

[InternalDialogue]

13. Mizuna

And I'm folding construction paper as we speak.

[DS1]

10. BREASTFEEDING!!!!

I can't believe it took anyone that long :D

[DS1]

11. Ask for the pasta like they make it at Olive Garden

[DS1]

12. Bring kids - put fire ants in their diapers

[SPKrazy]

19. oh man that is really

mean


:scared:

not fire ants geez :eyes:


regular ants mebbe :P

[DS1]

14. Ask for Chicken a la Kellogs

:thumbsup:

[InternalDialogue]

17. Oh, if only my friend were a DUer.

There'd be zip-tie cuffs and bail involved.

"What brand of corn flake is this chicken breaded in?"

[DS1]

20. hahaha great question to ask straight-faced

[DS1]

15. Demand the 2007 Port, because old wine can't be trusted