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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 10:57 AM
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We have teenage call girls in heat living down the street
Sometime last night I was rudely awakened by the police flying down the street lights flashing, siren wailing, something was going on with the call girls. It was probably the Johns fighting, but whatever it was it must have been serious, in the 16 years I've lived here I've never witnessed a response like that.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:02 AM
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1. "teenage call girls in heat" coming to a theater near you
Edited on Wed May-30-07 11:03 AM by JVS
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:26 AM
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2. That does sound like a great movie
Either a porn movie, or one of those Grade Z movies that they show on Sci-Fi on Saturday nights at 9:00.

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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:27 AM
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3. That is a million-dollar idea right there
"Samuel L. Bronkowitz presents 'Teenage Call Girls in Heat' in SENSURROUND'!"

You wouldn't even need a screenplay to pitch that to a producer. The title alone sells it.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:28 AM
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4. I'll suggest it to my nephew in Hollywood
I better get a cut, though. :grr:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:28 AM
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5. The smashing sequel to "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble"
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:31 AM
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7. there we go
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:48 AM
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15. That's a Roger Corman title if ever I've heard one...
:D
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 02:48 PM
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16. My first thought too!
:rofl:
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bedpanartist Donating Member (915 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:30 AM
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6. I chased a John off with a large chunk of concrete the other night
we were coming back from the Family Dollar (I live in the hood, although there are worse 'hoods in my city by far), and some fat assed fifty something with a GW sticker on his car was picking up a prostitute right in front of my house.

So to fuck with him, my girlfriend and I started to take down his license plate #. He rolls down his window and says, "Hey dumb ass, I've known this girl for a long time."

He was going to turn left, until I walked zombie like into the yard, picked up a bowling ball sized piece of concrete, and began to walk towards his car with the concrete poised over my head. Just when I began the fake toss, he hightailed it on out of there. I dropped the concrete behind me just as I began the toss action.

It was very satisfying.

Even I'm smart enough to know that when in Dayton, if you just yell at someone on the street, it's a good invitation to get shot or your ass kicked. They don't call this town lil' Detroit for nothing.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:33 AM
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8. Wasn't the hooker upset that you're fucking around with her business?
What kind of neighborhood is this anyway, suburbs, in the city?
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bedpanartist Donating Member (915 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:36 AM
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10. nope
Edited on Wed May-30-07 11:37 AM by bedpanartist
Maybe it was the fact that people mistake me for a cop all the time. I'm 6-0, 210 lbs, a former jock/soldier turned songwriter and labor union leader (but I have a crew cut and wear pilots sunglasses). Plus, hookers get chased away from streets around here all the time by neighbors or teenagers. When the cops get busy down the hill, they (the crack hos) start heading towards our neighborhood. Then the cops chase them down hill, and the whole process starts again.

I live about a mile from downtown Dayton.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:35 AM
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9. WTF? There are no prostitutes in my neighborhood? What are we doing wrong?
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:36 AM
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11. Post some signs
"Prostitute-friendly neighborhood" or some such thing. I don't know - I just write the copycats. :P
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bedpanartist Donating Member (915 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:40 AM
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13. Good idea, I did that last year
and boy did it piss the dealers and the crack hos away. I glued big signs to the crack payphone in Ariel Black font that read, "Purchase Crack By Phone here!"

I've also enrolled the help of my German shepherd and pit bull. When the crackheads are getting busy, I smear shit deep into the phone receiver. However, this doesn't stop the really hard core crackheads, they just keep talking.
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bedpanartist Donating Member (915 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:38 AM
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12. oh, there are
prostitutes in every neighborhood. The lower rent ones walk the street. Look in the phone book under escort services.
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 11:44 AM
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14. I think I've seen that movie
Definetely B grade, maybe lower.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 03:21 PM
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17. Where do you live again?
:evilgrin:
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trogdor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 03:41 PM
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18. giggity giggity
sorry. couldn't resist.
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 03:43 PM
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19. what street? it sounds like you need some of us for a citizens patrol. also...
do they take the Discover card?
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 05:21 PM
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20. Do you pull up lawn chairs and watch the show? I bet that's one interesting
neighborhood.
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