I've Got God's Handkerchief!

[SPKrazy]

it came in the mail with instructions to write my name in the middle of it, a pressing problem, and someone else's name.

Then place it on a bible opened to a particular scripture and leave it there overnight

Then mail it back and put in a "seed offering"




and they will mail me some special gift

and my problems will be solved




I'm sure this is the answer I've been waiting for.

[LeftyMom]

1. Put it on Ebay!

Especially if it's got some of God's Holy Boogers on it, somebody might be able to get DNA or somethin'.

[SPKrazy]

3. Ha hahahaha!

OMG

that is too perfect!

holy boogers for sale!

look for gawd's holy dna!

[LeftyMom]

7. Get your Divine Boogies here! Holy Spirit Hankies! Bidding starts at the low low price of $19.95!

The pollen count in Heaven is at an all-time low and supplies are dwindling! Get yours today!

[SPKrazy]

9. Ha, OMG Bwahaahahahahaha!

Got some green ones here too! Extra rare and suitable for polishing and making jewelry from!

[DS1]

2. Get a blowtorch and make it look like the Virgin Mary

[SPKrazy]

4. The "handkerchief" is made of paper

maybe a coffee stain would work better, a blowtorch would torch the whole thing

[NMDemDist2]

5. 'seed offering'

ROFL

too bad you don't know any dealers any more......

or *do* you???

[SPKrazy]

6. LOL, Not Any Around Here

and would have no idea where to even "score" some seeds here.





that would truly be funny

[NMDemDist2]

8. until they sent the cops to your door for being a Gawdless hippie

traitor

then, not so funny eh??

[SPKrazy]

10. No, but I could put someone else's name on it!

Like the former US Attorney and one of the chief counsels for a large, large, chain department super store

and send it in then!!!


wipe it clean 'cause my fingerprints might be on file

[NMDemDist2]

11. i just love you for your mind

evil evil brat that you are

[SPKrazy]

12. moi?

no, not me!

[Arkansas Granny]

13. I got one of those in the mail a few weeks ago. Do people really

fall for that kind of thing? I'll take my chances with the fax I got from the gentleman in Nigeria who's going to make me rich.

[SPKrazy]

15. Yeah

at least he has a lot of money he wants to give me, and not trying to get me to give him anything except my bank account number and my social security number and...

[wildhorses]

14. just out of curiosity --

what scripture was it they referred?

[SPKrazy]

17. Acts 19: 11, 12

Acts 19:11-12 (New International Version)
11God did extraordinary miracles through Paul, 12so that even handkerchiefs and aprons that had touched him were taken to the sick, and their illnesses were cured and the evil spirits left them.

[VenusRising]

16. Maybe they are referring to the Biblical sense

of the word seed. In that case...EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

But oh so hilarious when they open the envelope.

[SPKrazy]

18. *snort*

now if only i had some of those seeds

[Kajsa]

19. Oh, Southpaw--

mail it back with the seeds- no fingerprints
and no return address.

That ought to keep them guessing!

LOL!-

[SPKrazy]

21. but but but

i have no seeds

23 years ago, i'd have had some seeds

can someone send me some seeds

[Kajsa]

23. Sorry--

I haven't had them around for for over
25 years.

There must be someone here with seeds.
Just put ' bong hit' in the search engine.

[joneschick]

20. I got one too!!

what f*kng mail list did I get on?

[SPKrazy]

22. Must be the DU donations list

they prolly got it off some list from someone that we've both bought things from.


say, you didn't buy some of those... nah, never mind