100 Uses for a dead Falwell

[Taverner]

C'mon...help me think of a few...

- CPR Dummy

- Manequin at "Big and Tall Modesty"

- Stunt double for Divine

[Tyler Durden]

1. Had to get in before you got locked.

I definitely applaud your juevos.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. website created " god HATES jerry fallwell.com"

or god hates faghaters and strikes them down. or god hates feminist haters and strikes them down.

or thankgod the woman hating gay hating asshole is dead. com

[mainegreen]

3. Draft stopper for doors.

[Arugula Latte]

13. ...

:spray:

[undeterred]

4. Boat Anchor for a really big boat.

[Deep13]

11. Won't he float?

[undeterred]

23. We could talk to the mafia about the proper way to sink a body.

:shrug:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. carbon sink to help halt global warming.

:thumbsup:

[Deep13]

6. really big pin cushion

[Burma Jones]

7. Oil for our lanterns, he just needs to be flensed

[LeftyMom]

8. Harvested by Japanese fleet for "research"

[Rambis]

9. Garbage truck liner

so it doesn't get all ookie:0

[Deep13]

10. Part of Han Solo's cold weather survival kit.

If he finds Luke frozen near to death, Han can cut open Falwell and stick Luke inside.

[Wapsie B]

12. Crash Test Dummy.

[Mojambo]

14. Neck Fat Transplant donor. n/t

[regularguy]

15. If laughing at this is wrong,

then I don't wanna be right.... :hippie:

[Taverner]

18. Or we could just double the output for the Paper Street Soap Company

:evilgrin:

[name not needed]

16. Trampoline

but only before Rigor Mortis sets in.

[hunter]

17. Nude Model...

For artist Daniel Edwards who did the Paris Hilton autopsy sculpture and Britny Spears giving birth.

He could call it "In God's Hands" or something equally provocative.

[dolo amber]

19. Mulch

[Frank Cannon]

20. IBTL!!

:bounce:

[Brewman_Jax]

21. Cigar Store mannequin

:silly:

[ohiosmith]

22. Manure container. Once a shit bag, always a shit bag.

[trof]

24. balast

[Whoa_Nelly]

25. Shark bait

[tandot]

26. Republicans will stuff him and take him to the Republican Convention

as an attraction for their religious fundamentalist base

[Pierre.Suave]

28. sadly

i dont see that as being too far outside the realm of possibility.

[Arugula Latte]

30. They should have thought of that with Reagan, too.

Get your picture taken with a stuffed Trigger, Ronnie and Jerry! :woohoo:

[Courtesy Flush]

27. "Buffalo Bill" can make a dress of his skin. nm

[racaulk]

29. Stunt double for Divine?!?!?!?!?

:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:

That's the damned funniest thing I've seen on DU all day!!! The only thing funnier would be to have seen that bastard actually eating a dog turd.

[SarahB]

31. Stick a pole up his ass, put him in the air, light a match, and reenact the Hindenburg disaster?

:evilgrin:

[Mojambo]

32. You win.

Let's get on it.

[Arugula Latte]

33. Oh.No.You.Di-int!

Oh Yes You Did!

:rofl:

[Fox Mulder]

34. This is the funniest thread title I have seen in weeks!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Redstone]

35. Ripley's Believe It Or Not exhibit?

"Yes, folks, people actually paid him money to listen to is evil bullshit!"

Belive It Or NOT!

Redstone