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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 10:49 PM
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I'm A She-Devil Tonight
My preschooler shit his pants three times today and my puppy has chewed my arms off to the elbows. I put my son to bed unceremoniously and walloped the top of the crate, ordering 'Quiet!' Finally a little damn peace around here.
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 10:52 PM
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1. Have a drink.
Relax. You earned it.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 10:53 PM
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2. 10-4
I'm nursing a beer.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 10:58 PM
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3. Put on your favorite music
Or, for particularly hectic days, I recommend a Marx Brothers movie.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-15-04 11:17 PM
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4. fortunately they eventually learn to go to the bathroom..
in the bathroom. Flushing the toilet seems to be another matter, though. Sorry. I still remember how excited I was when my son was able to open the car door by himself. As Roseanne once said, "Calgon take me away."

another fellow parent
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