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[Squatch]

Squatch

Seeks employment as a War Czar or War Commander Guy. Desires flexible hours.

- Can come to work on time, upon request.
- Level 4 Crony qualified.

Will not work weekends.

[taterguy]

1. Won a few games of Risk when I was a teenager

I'm also pretty good at video games that involve combat aircraft

[KitchenWitch]

2. Objective: To obtain a position as a War Czar, where I can utilize my experience and skills

Experience: Married for almost 7 years (I can argue with the best of them), I have been a peon all my life - therefore I have the pent up frustration required of this job.

Skills: Can go from zero to rage in 8.3 seconds. I have experienced serious PMS episodes. Am able to act quickly without thinking things through.

[MrScorpio]

3. My qualifications

I know a thing or two about the military...






I've been known to kick ass and take names.


Any questions?

[izzybeans]

4. Application for War Czar

Mission: To Seek and Destroy (anything really)

Education:

1975 Ph.D. of War
Captain America College of War and Athletic Training

1970 M.A. Poodle Body Piercing
Mask-U-Line Pet Grooming and Battle Tactics University of the Ozarks

1967 B.A. Pre-God's Laws
Liberty University

Experience:

1999-Present Jeff Gannon and Associates, Unlimited-Government Relations Field Supervisor

Facilitated a well oiled client-patron relationship matrix
Oversaw the growth of Gannon and Associates Client Base
Managed customer service via face-to-face street corner solicitations
Performed On-site staff training utilizing proprietary client-patron interfacing techniques

1976-1999 Sally Tom's Pet Grooming School of Upper Saddle River-Lead Pet Show Organizer

Oversaw the growth of the Jersey Dog Show Circuit, "Down the Shore"
Personally trained and groomed 400 champion poodles
Facilitated onsite visits with government officials and our our elite show dogs
Served as head judge of the yearly Point Pleasant "That's My Dog" Dog Show

References:

Rick Santorum 456 Terrier Lane.
Roanoke VA, 66666

Harriet Miers 5000 Pioneer Ct.
Campaign, D.C. 666

Samuel Alito 234 Unitary Ln.
Dunellen, NJ 08751

Michael Brown 111 HorseWhispering Dr.
456 Yeehaw, OK 55555


Personal Note: I am a loyal Republican party donor and have studied up real hard on the latest War Profiteer's Guide for a Better Tomorrow. I know I'd make a great War Czar. I just know it.