You gotta see this (dial-up warning)

[mduffy31]

I had to stop at the local Wal-Mart to grab some batteries and I saw this, so I had to buy it, photo it, and share it will all of you.





I will report back and tell you how it tastes...I have a feeling it is going to suck.

[musette_sf]

1. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Red State Bull.

[crispini]

14. .

:spray: :rofl:

[otherlander]

2. Eh. At least you know it wasn't made in a Chinese sweatshop.

But I don't get it...
Are you supposed to pledge alligience TO that soda? :rofl:

[Poiuyt]

4. Don't be too sure it wasn't made in China

Remember when Bush/Cheney campaign gear was being made and imported from Myanmar? Even though the US government has labeled Myanmar a terrorist nation and made it illegal to to trade with them?

[otherlander]

7. But it *says* Made in the USA...

Guess they could be lying. :shrug:

[Akoto]

3. I love how they capitalize the 'under God' part.

There's an antagonistic aluminum can for you. ;)

[Downtown Hound]

5. I'm just curious, and not that I really give a shit but ah,

couldn't that be construed as flag desecration? If so, oh the irony.

Love how they put UNDER GOD in big capital letters. Don't you forget it now when you are enjoying this highly caffinated, sugar-laden beverage. Gawd bless!

[mduffy31]

8. I keep looking at it, and I am afraid to drink it

[Maraya1969]

13. High fructose corn syrup is one of the main ingredients. Bad stuff.

I mean cheap and bad.

[Nevernose]

6. If only a pic of Jesus were on it...

It would be perfect.

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Hahaha, that is great.

[FloridaJudy]

10. Made in the USA

of ingredients imported from Chinese chemical factories.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. If you recycle the can

is it flag desecration?



There's also this, for those who missed it in 2004:

http://www.wketchup.com/

[Maraya1969]

12. Republican Moonshine!

[trof]

15. Patri-Cola!

[MilesColtrane]

16. Yum....Jingoliscious!

[mduffy31]

17. Gotta check out the website

www.olglory.com

[Ptah]

18. Wow!

Ol' Glory combines a variety of " energy ingredients"
including Taurine, Caffeine, Sugars and Essential B and C Vitamins . . .


Taurine is named after the Latin taurus, which means bull,
as it was first isolated from red bull (Bos taurus) bile as
well as semen in 1827 by Austrian scientists Friedrich Tiedemann
and Leopold Gmelin.

[xchrom]

19. keep it -- collect it.

especially if you don't open it.

it'll be worth something in a few years.

[FloridaJudy]

20. Like Billy Beer?

I actually drank a can of that crap back in the seventies. Terrible beer, but the can would be worth a fortune these days.

Regarding "Old Glory Energy Drink", their motto is: "Makes you feel better all over than anywhere else". Does anyone else's brain hurt trying to figure this out? Jeez. I thought the Troglodytes were all in favor of the *English only* movement. Whatever the eff that motto means, it sure isn't written in English as I learned it.

[xchrom]

21. lol -- yeah sort of.

yeah -- if the ''english only'' crew actually used the language well -- it might make some sense.

in this case though -- that bad english might make the can more valuable later.

bad as it is.