I just rediscovered that Corn Nuts fucking rule.

[LostInAnomie]

I mean, Gawd Damn! Those things are the shit.

[Algorem]

1. i dint know corn had nuts.

[Elidor]

2. Dang, I haven't seen Corn Nuts in about 20 years

Ever since I moved to the South from the West. They are highly addictive.

[Redstone]

3. Wait a minute. "Corn nuts fucking?" I've NEVER been so drunk as to see THAT.

Redstone

[Mojambo]

4. Dude. Nacho Cheese Corn Nuts...

OMG.

I had a bag of those every single day my entire freshman year in highschool. I would get a bag at lunch and then eat them during my German class. To this day I taste Nacho Cheese every time I try to conjugate a German verb.

I'm getting some tonight after work.

[Nevernose]

5. People like you are why we have the death penalty

It's not Corn Nuts that I mind -- I really kind of like them -- it's the smell of other people's Corn Nuts that drives me into a homicidal rage. Totally justifiable, IMO.

"Why did you kill that man without warning or provocation?"

"He wuz eatin' Corn Nuts, yer Honor."

"Case dismissed. Next on the docket: eating Corn Nuts in a puiblic place..."

And have you ever tried TEACHING freshman? It's one big nightmare, except it's set to the odiferal tune of Corn Nuts. Always it's got to be the smelliest snack food imaginable. Whoever invented then neeeds to be dragged out into the street and shot. And then burned. And then torn into little, itty-bitty pieces and buried alive.

[Mojambo]

6. If it's any consolation, I failed that class.

But, ironically, the girl who sat behind me absolutely LOVED the smell.

What I'm saying is, corn nuts actually scored me one of the few dates I ever got in high school.

[Nevernose]

9. I thnk you're missing the scientificallness of the Corn Nut.

Corn nuts screwed with your natural pheromones. That girl clearly messed w/ the natural order of things by eating corn nuts whilest other human beings were present.

Of course, if I thought that corn nuts could actually get me a date, I'd be the first in line to use them...

[Big Pappa]

7. Hell

try sleeping with someone beside you eating Corn Nuts. You get the double whammy. Sound and smell.

[Nevernose]

10. Are you married?

'Cause you sound married.

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt to prove it.

It just STARTS with corn nuts. Then they want to talk with the bathroom door open. Then they actually want you inside with them -- and get "offended" when you don't want to watch them wipe their ass. Next thing you know, you don't make enough money, and WHY?

Because you think that subjecting the people whom you love to the stench that is corn nuts is NOT rude?

[Big Pappa]

12. I

bet those poor slobs in Gitmo would tell all if forced to listen as the Spooks ate Corn Nuts in their ear.:rofl:

[stuntcat]

8. I with you there..

corn nuts fucking rule!
I haven't had any in years but there's a strange ethnic grocery store where I think I can get them.. since you remiinded me, I mean, now I can't stop myself x(

[havocmom]

11. Picante` or Chili-lime corn nuts...

food of the gods