If you had a band, what would you name it?

[bif]

I kind of like the name Throw Like a Girl. Also: Without Incident and Memory Serves.

[hfojvt]

1. the Adjustable Rate Mortgage Band

ARM-band for short. :hide:



Hey, you are asking me? I could not even come up with a decent user name.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear bif!

I have no idea!

But a friend of mine had a band many years ago...

It's name was "In It For Fun."

I like it!

:bounce: :bounce:

[bif]

3. My brother had a band called The Enablers

I thought that was pretty good

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. It would be an all girl band called The Pink Slips..

:rofl:


Really though, I have no idea. But I have no musical talent, so it's not something I'll ever have to worry about. :rofl:

[JVS]

5. The oozing wounds!

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. That's like the one I came up with years ago for a punk band

Open Wound.

[grace0418]

6. Hunka Sumthin or Space Case

I've got lots, actually.

[davsand]

7. Screaming Mimi's (Alt could be Screaming Banshees)

Especially fun with an all female band. Screaming Willies would work if you are an all guy band, I guess...

One other option I always kind of liked is "The Infomercials."



Laura

[RetroLounge]

8. Hmmm, I've been in bands with good names and awful names

icy ewe
all fall down
fear of flowers
The Tearaways

I always liked the name Kitty Spit...

RL

[Jamastiene]

9. Lake Titicaca and the Aquatic Scrotum Frogs

Here is a link telling about those cool frogs and the lake where they live:

http://www.nwf.org/nationalwildlife/article.cfm?articleId=837&issueId=64

[Left Is Write]

10. Vicious Tarts.

I came up with a name for my husband's band that he and his bandmates like: Dalai Lama and the Sacred Cows.

I have no idea if they will use it.

[AlCzervik]

11. Questionable produce.

[Guava Jelly]

12. Love Dagger

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[Burma Jones]

13. Big Mack and the Truckers

[Tikki]

14. Metal Millers.....

My high school all-girl band was named P.O.A. :D



Tikki

[MysticalChicken]

15. oh my god, my dream thread!

It Means No Malice (from a Japanese-to-English poster that a radio DJ friend of mine saw in Japan)
Betty Felon (from an Elvis Costello lyric)
Spastic Cheese Monkeys
Chunky Muffin Overcoat

...yeah, we'd be playin' the indie-rock.

[Joe Fields]

16. Captain Shagnasty and the Loch Ness Pickle. Oh, alright, it's

already been used. But I like it anyway.

[ghostsofgiants]

17. Ingurgitor.

We'd be a goregrind band. Our songs would be no longer than 30 seconds, would be between 50% and 90% breakdown, played in dropped B (or even dropped A) tuning, and all of our titles and lyrics would be the most vulgar things we can think of.

[Connonym]

18. Kara Thrace and Her Special Destiny n/t

[Exiled in America]

19. Dunno, but the best band name of all time is: Oedipus Rex an d the Motherfuckers. :)

[Schema Thing]

20. My Dear Bif!

seems pretty good, I'd go with that.

There is a great female folk singer from Austin that does a song about GWBush that has the line:

"...but he
throws the bomb
like a girl

I can't remember her name right now. Her sidekick/producer is Loyd Mains (father of Dixie Chick Natalie Mains).

There's a name just begging to be used: Dick Sees Chicks (See Chicks Come).

[catmandu57]

21. The cross dressing

green eyed pimps.

[Forkboy]

22. Bipolar Syndicate...

Dad's Broke Again
The Willnots
Bazooka Satan
Willy Wanker and The Music Factory
Bad Kitchen Laminate
The Rise and Fall of Tim

[Mendocino]

23. Blind Faith...

Oh that's been used, how about Nuff Said?

[kimmerspixelated]

24. Ellie's Critters or

THE REPURCUSSIONS!!!

[Kutjara]

26. The Cupid Stunts.

Or perhaps The Funking Bar Stewards.

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

27. Satan's Septic

:woohoo:

[graywarrior]

28. Screaming Louie and the Ugly Hand

[datasuspect]

29. jesus blood cult

[FloridaJudy]

30. Frumious Bandersnatch n/t

[wildhorses]

31. teflon mudflaps

:wtf:

[LeftyFingerPop]

32. Power Tools in the Rain. n/t

[DBoon]

33. Osmium

I'd play Heavy Metal

[More Than A Feeling]

34. Kung Fu Cavemen. n/t

[Rhythm]

35. I'd form an industrial band, and name it Primer Gray Erection...

and put photos of the steel frameworks of skyscrapers on the covers.

~*~*~

I've had that in my head since the first time i heard it in a Jello Biafra spoken-word performance

[grasswire]

36. contiguous raingutter

I always thought that would be cool.

[BlueIris]

37. Cow Skull Tampon.

Oh, like your name is any better.

[MrSlayer]

38. The Sellouts, Tremendous Goose, Glazed Wraith.

The bands I was in were called Dead Pirates and Pubic Lobster.

[elshiva]

39. The Virgin Mothers

Jesus And Other Homosexuals

Santa Claus is a Black Man Band

[MilesColtrane]

40. I'm starting a funk band called "The Joint Chiefs of Shaft" eom

[Magrittes Pipe]

41. Naked B. Anthony

[slj0101]

42. Ubergoat.

With umlauts, naturally.

[Tikki]

43. Well, someone should name their band or their dog "581c".....

:)



Tikki

[rockymountaindem]

44. I'd tell you, but it's so cool I don't want anybody to steal it

:)

[Mad_Dem_X]

45. My fake band is named Spent Lemon, and

My husband and his friends have one they call Tornado of Barbituates.