Things you should never ever flush down the toilet:

[ohiosmith]

Possums. Never ever flush a possum down the toilet.

[skygazer]

1. A plastic frog

My daughter flushed a plastic frog down the toilet when she was a toddler. Cost us close to $500 to deal with because the plumber had to dig up the pipe to find where the blockage was. And that was years ago - can't imagine what it would cost now. :scared:

[LaraMN]

2. Matchbox cars, blocks, Barbie heads.

btdt.

[Connonym]

3. poolballs, cloth diapers

both of which I apparently did as a child according to family legend

[datasuspect]

4. human teeth

[Chan790]

5. This probably goes without saying:

Don't flush Jesus down the toilet. He won't fit past the snake-joint between the bowl and the sewage line.

My youngest brother, when he was a kid, got mad at my mother (God only knows why he'd do something like that.) on Christmas Eve and as revenge decided he was going to flush the baby Jesus out of the creche down the toilet.

Not only did it clog-up and we had to find an extremely-talented plumber who would come out on Christmas. She made him kiss it after they retrieved it. (She washed and sanitized it first, but we only found that out years later.)

[ohiosmith]

13. :

:rofl:

[Zuiderelle]

6. Snakes.

[flvegan]

7. 20 lb bag of quick-set cement

Seems logical, though.

[arbusto_baboso]

8. A live, angry skunk. It's just bad news. eom

[jakefrep]

9. Raw sodium

Tends to have explosive consequences.

[ThomCat]

14. BOOM!

:nuke:

Please, do that again! :7

[ohiosmith]

16. Must have been something you ate.

[ThomCat]

17. That must be why

my doctor want's me on a low sodium diet. :(

[ohiosmith]

18. :

:rofl:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. Incandescent light bulbs

Maybe not even CFL's, with all that mercury or whatever is in them.

[gizmonic]

11. underwear

When I was a young 'un I used to flush my underwear down the toilet.

My antics have become family lore. :)

[Deep13]

26. That explains where my shorts have gone!

:-)

[Left Is Write]

12. A leather attache case. Don't flush that. Or scissors. Flushing scissors is bad.

Salt and pepper shakers - well, that's iffy. Depends on your water pressure.

[Aristus]

15. Your car keys.

B-)

[leftofthedial]

19. your own genitals

[kwassa]

20. an apple core caused big, big problems

[Joe Fields]

21. I have found that politicians clog up the toilet also.

[Deep13]

22. a bicycle

[tcfrogs]

23. Batteries. And especially not car batteries.

They tend to clog up the system.

[Burma Jones]

24. Another Toilet

It would create a tear in the space-time continuum

[fudge stripe cookays]

25. Half-frozen strawberry shortcake

BELIEVE ME, I know. :D

[billyskank]

27. The constitution?

[ohiosmith]

28. Too late!

[billyskank]

29. It was a rhetorical question.

[ohiosmith]

32. mia culpa

[matcom]

30. Britney Spears

i think.

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. Ball point pens, toothbrushes, huge wads of dental floss...

:rofl: :yoiks: My brother actually did all three at separate times, and each time, my mom had to pay for a plumber to fix his idiocy.

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. All your DOPE, man!