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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 09:36 AM
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Poll question: can anyone corroborate your story?
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 09:36 AM
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1. Oh, sure.
I pay them off, you know.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 09:47 AM
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3. look you're only hurting yourself here
Edited on Thu Apr-26-07 10:22 AM by datasuspect
we have the pictures.

you aren't even in the same universe with the guys we're after.

just give us the names and you skip. we're not even talking D.A. deals here.

tell me what i don't know.

give it up and you walk right out that door.
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 09:38 AM
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2. No, sadly...
it's the downside of killing them all off, one-by-one. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 09:49 AM
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4. just stop it already
you can't bullshit a bullshitter.

we have credible eyewitnesses and one informant who put you in that abandoned warehouse at 12:30!

you go murder one, or you help us out.

what do you want to do?
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 09:54 AM
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5. I refuse to answer
On the grounds that it may incriminate me. x(
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 10:13 AM
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7. i usually try to work with a guy, y'know?
long pause.

they were pretty rough on you, huh? (hands suspect folded paper towels to wipe the blood from his face).

i don't know what happened to this town. wasn't like that when i got out of the academy. seems like most a deeze guys are cowboys and thugs lately that ride patrol.

you wanna smoke? (tosses pack toward suspect).

now lissen, like i said, i know what it's like, i know these guys push people a lot. you got kids? it's gotta be like hell raising them in that hood. so i know that what you're doing, you're doing it to put food on the table. no big deal. you're not that high on the food chain where we even want to fuck wit dis. but lissen, my lieutenant is a hard motherfucker. he rains on my ass if i don't do my job, and if he doesn't think i can do MY job, he WILL get someone here who's gonna get the information from you.

(long pause, detective fingers and pops holster snap back and forth).

i ain't no hardball guy. look pal, work WITH me on this, i can get you through and out. you don't want that next guy to come in here.

and honestly, you don't want ME to get fuckin pissed.

so whaddya say? you gonna be a regular guy and keep this shit like playtime?
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 10:16 AM
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8. Fuck you, copper
I know my rights. I ain't sayin' a thing.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 10:19 AM
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11. you wanna know about rights guy?!?!?
i went to school for this shit (pushes suspect's face into metal table surface while twisting arm behind back).

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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 10:07 AM
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6. Yes.
I bribe them with cookies and threaten them with extra homework. Works every time.

:hi:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 10:18 AM
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10. unit 234: "234, 234 command, id on (state) tag *** *** back"
base: "234, standby"

base: "234, clear on *** *** "

unit 234: "10-4 clear on 2-3 and sycamore"



traffic unit releases suspect vehicle
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 10:17 AM
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9. Yes. The one armed man.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 10:20 AM
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12. it doesn't check out buddy
the one armed man is hooked up with tony bagadonuts down in chinatown.

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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 10:25 AM
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13. Then you had better start doing your job instead of hassling a respected member
of the medical community. Why don't you, or one of those coffee swilling assholes out front, get over to Chinatown and find the fucker.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-26-07 10:28 AM
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14. so i guess you're gonna tell me you pay my salary, eh doc?
howsabout a nice sabbatical on a gladiator deck in county, tough guy?

i'm surprised you haven't lawyered up yet.
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