The King-Bee of all CAPTIONS!!! (No disrespect to B.B King.)

[skip fox]

(As his press conference was breaking up yesterday, W., to explain his excitment about
returning to Crawford for a month, said he had his "summer buzz on.")

W. is silently playing his Summer Buzz Song in his head:

"Gots my summer buzz,
you gots that, Jack!
Gots to gets where its good an' hot
for no good reason 'cept that God's
got it in for us, you bets,
gots my summer buzz,
gots to get into the spanking Texas sun
and dust and brush for no good reason,
only God's got it in for us,
you bets, gots my summer buzz,
gots to get where insects drive ya
good and crazy round the bend
for no good reason, only
God's got it in for us, you bets,
I gots my summer buzz. . ."
(. . . blah blah blah)

[CarlBallard]

1. How much longer before he gets a wig?

I mean he's not a baldie yet but he has lots of forehead at this point, and it's only going to get more pronounced in the next couple of years. Also would it kill him to invest in an iron?

[patdem]

3. I am sure Trent will loan him his just to see how he looks in a toupe

:evilgrin:

[CarlBallard]

4. No

Unka Karl will want him to have one that looks veguely realistic.

[Lady Freedom]

2. Is it just me....

or is Bush trying to look like Mr. Rogers?

[cosmicdot]

5. Talk to the wrinkled hand, the head's got its summer buzz on ...

W is thinking: I can't wait to have some 'bacca juice running down my chin while I'm out clearing brush in over 100 degree weather ... an iced-down Budweiser ... flies flying around my head ... sweat pouring off the gritty neck ... skeeters ... I just love when I drive my truck around and the front grill gets full of bugs and stuff ... man, I love it when everything comes to a screeching halt ... off to crawford for a month ... I feel like a kid with a new pair of sneakers ...

[skip fox]

6. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

:bounce: