Servrey says:

[ronnykmarshall]

bigwillq sent this via his MySpace ..... I had to post my responce here. I didn't want to freak all my MySpace peeps. They all ain't crazy like you-ins.


Things You Wanted To Know About Me But Didn't Ask.

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
A dead body

2. When was the last time you threw up?
Yesterday when I saw Bush on TV

3. What's your favorite curse word?
Motherfucker

4. Name one person who made you smile this morning?
Everyone in my path. I am a ray of fucking sunshine. Actually it was because of my T-shirt "Smile, motherfucker or I'll take a dump in the back seat of your car".

5. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Driving my sorry ass on the 101, flipping people off.

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Taking a dump (everyone smiled at me this morning .... so I had to clean out)

7. If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be?
Francis the talking mule.

8. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"DAMN! That's a lot of POOP"

9. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Sandpaper

10. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water ..... it's a mixer sweetie we have it with whiskey.

11. What are you wearing right now?
Ass-less pants

12. Last food you ate?
Possum sushi.

13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No

14. When is the last time you ran?
Last week after I robbed E-Z liquor

15. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Two dogs fucking

16. Last movie you saw?
Two boys fucking

17. Ever go camping?
Everyday of my life

18. Were you ever an honor roll student in school?
Fuck no! If I was I'd roll some killer weed in it and smoke it.

19. Do you like sushi?
Um, yeah .... see the Possum sushi remark.

20. Do you have a tan?
They call me Angela Davis

21. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
No, just snort m' coke with one.

22. What did your last received text say?
"I've got the money, please don't kill my sister".

23. Are you someone's best friend?
Of course. Bitches better agree too.

24. Where is your mom right now?
On the corner of 19th & Oak .... working.

25. What color is your watch?
Fuck that watch shit. Time is for pussies. Give me a good ol' sun dial.

26. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
That dingo that got that baby.

27. Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
Yes

28. What is your birthstone?
amethyst

29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Inside ... more cash registers to rob.

30. Do you have a dog?
No

31. What does your first memory of your sister involve?
I don't have a sister, dumb fuck.

32. What is the biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Republicans

33. Last phone call?
My bookie.

34. What is one thing you've learned about life recently?
A bullet to the head hurt like a mother fucker.

35. What is the most uncomfortable thing you wear?
Metal studded butt plug

36. Is anyone jealous of you?
If so, I'll wack the mother fucker.

37. Do any of your friends have children?
Yeah, the little bastards.

38. Do you have a job?
Yes

39. What do you work as?
If I told ya, I'd have to kill ya

40. Do you hate anyone right now?
They ain't living if I did.

41. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
None of ya fucking bizzness

42. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
That shit? Fuck that!

43. How did you get one of your scars?
Knife fights, business disagreements.

[Shakespeare]

1. Are #1 and #22 connected somehow?

Great list. :rofl:

[ronnykmarshall]

2. yeah they are

dumb shit didn't get money to me on time.

Or maybe it was my phone? Oh dear!