Funny Video on forklifter safety

[Kellanved]

I picked up a DVD with this video on it (it was cheap...) and ... well it is good; good in a sick 80s C-movie style. It's not suitable for children BTW(it is gory).
It is in German, but no need to listen to the voice.

Staplerfahrer Klaus is the name of the Video and as it is all over the net, I have links for you:

http://www.goregasm.com/openlink.php?id=10128 (7MB)
http://spatendrecksserver.ath.cx/down.htm (70MB)

There seems to be no lack of download locations for this one, so...

[Syn_Dem]

1. Hehe....

love it!

[BiggJawn]

2. "R-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-ING!!!!! Bwee-Booo-Bwee-Booo!"

"Na, Klaus!"

What's that spot on my shirt?

[bocadem]

3. Those wacky Germans...

Always so bloodthirsty. I guess some never got over the 1940s!

[Kellanved]

6. I hope very much, that we'll never get over the 30s/40s

Krazy maybe, But bloodthirsty we ain't.

[nuxvomica]

4. Brilliant!

Was this a real safety film?

[Kellanved]

5. Yes

The director explains it in a bonus Interview on the DVD. It is a *real* safety instructions video.

[nuxvomica]

8. Oh

[Kellanved]

11. I was mistaken - Sorry

I watched the Interview again and it isn't a real instruction video. It only starts like a certain real instruction video from the 80s(same storyboard for the first few scenes).

Sorry: It would have been too good to be true.

http://www.staplerfahrerklaus.de

[nuxvomica]

12. I wanted to believe that it was real

It would confirm deep, dark suspicions about the sensibilities of foreigners. An object lesson in curbing my xenophobic tendencies.

[Rhiannon12866]

13. So did I. In fact, I did

[boilerbabe]

7. That was one helluva safety film!!

When i got certified for forklift, etc, they didn't even come close to this!! They just show people getting out of the way, and maybe the forklift keeling over.
When I worked in an oil refinery years ago, they showed explosions, though, which maybe came close...

[Rhiannon12866]

14. I thought this was well-done, also, so am giving it a well-deserved

[newyawker99]

17. Congrats boilerbabe!! 400 posts

[Rhiannon12866]

18. Congrats to newyawker99!!!

45797 posts!!!

[BiggJawn]

9. What else has Clarissa Schroter done?

She can walk through my warehouse ANY time...

[Kellanved]

15. nothing

My be she will do something new in the future.

[Rhiannon12866]

16. If you find something, post it here first! :-)

[Rhiannon12866]

10. This is quite well done

You are right that it's gory, but you barely notice because it's so surreal.