My urologist just hugged me

[MonkeyFunk]

man, that was awkward.

[datasuspect]

1. my proctologist just came on to me

there was something utterly unwholesome and puerile about that exam.

[asthmaticeog]

2. My colostomy bag just asked me what time it is.

:wow:

[MonkeyFunk]

3. I've asked you before

to stop referring to your wife that way. :mad:

[asthmaticeog]

4. Hey, it's her kink, I'm just being game.

:shrug:

[MonkeyFunk]

5. Still, it's rude

and stop calling her "Hot Carl", too!

[Orrex]

6. Did you turn your head?

And cough?

[rug]

7. Where?

[MonkeyFunk]

8. I'm not ready to talk about it

:cry:

[crim son]

9. Oh, you MEN!

You simply don't understand!!! :P

[XNASA]

10. My chiropractor unzipped my spine once.

I kinda liked it.

[Parche]

11. Your Ologist?

Thats a pisser!!!!

Or were they cute?????

[Connonym]

12. My GYN does that

She's a woman so it's not creepy exactly but when you're wearing a hospital gown it makes you feel a bit vulnerable.

[Richardo]

13. "Turn your head and cough. Now say something dirty."

:D

[ronnykmarshall]

14. Did you get pissed?

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. My urologist gives me strokes