Please name one thing Bush can do competently.

[rug]

?

[dolo amber]

1. Suck.

[rug]

7. Nope, his snickering interferes.

[malta blue]

2. screw up?

[rug]

9. Nope, Karl gets in the way.

[lutefisk]

3. From what I've seen, he appears to have decent handwriting..n/t

[rug]

11. I'll give you that.

[bif]

4. Drink

Like all the benders he's on at Camp David and the pig farm.

[rug]

12. Nope. He's not even a decent drunk.

He's the kind that gets thrown out first.

[huskerlaw]

5. Fail.

He's very, very good at failure.

[rug]

14. Mmmmm . . .ok.

[cwydro]

6. He is very good

at sounding like a moron.

[rug]

15. Nope, usually there's a shred of humanity in morons.

[cwydro]

21. Hmmm..

yes you have a point there.

[ikojo]

8. I heard he takes his sleep very

seriously...I suspect he would be an olympic caliber napper.

[rug]

17. Yup . . . Oh, i thought you said sheep. Then, nope.

[AlCzervik]

10. dress up in a flight suit and prance around on deck?

thats all i got.

[rug]

20. Nope, doesn't even pass as satire.

[Little Wing]

13. I was going to say eat, but then I remember the pretzels

[rug]

22. Frustrating task, isn't it?

[NC_Nurse]

16. Make an ass of himself.

And make our country look bad too.

[rug]

23. Nope, takes the entire RNC to do that.

[terrya]

18. Take frequent vacations?

:shrug:

[rug]

24. Nope, he'd have to take a break from doing something.

Random destruction does not count as work.

[Redstone]

19. I got nothing.

Redstone

[rug]

25. Join the club.

Oh, he's such an ass.

[baldguy]

26. Make a mess?

Commit mass murder?

Piss off our friends & give our enemies new recruits?

[rug]

27. Yup, but he's about to name a Mess Czar.

[Flaxbee]

28. he seems to excel at ordering people to be killed

In fact, I think he even enjoys it.

[rug]

31. I don't know, I think he leaned too heavily on Rumsfeld.

[Flaxbee]

40. nah, don't forget all those people on death row

he sent to their deaths, while probably orgasming over thoughts of their discomfort, sadness, fear and death.

[jakefrep]

29. Cocaine?

[rug]

33. Nope, he kept stuffing it up his ass.

[usaftmo]

30. Ruin any business he owns/runs

Don't forget his ability to create a modern-day Vietnam!

[rug]

34. That's a tough one. He made millions off the Rangers but he never really did anything.

[usaftmo]

45. Oops. I overlooked the Rangers.

I was referring to those oil companies such as Harken 7 and so forth. He actually did a great job with the Rangers. He somehow got the local community to pay all of the costs for a new stadium...and to top that off the team owns the stadium! That's a business deal that would make Enron proud!!!!!!!!

[bridgit]

32. he's highly competent at fucking shit up...

[rug]

36. Nope, there are still people alive in Iraq.

[bridgit]

39. hey, he's working on it sheesh...

[Fleshdancer]

35. I'll name 5:

1. Hides the fact that he still drinks.

2. Lie about being highly Christian in order to get a ton of money from evangelical donors.

3. Cater to those evangelical donors and pretend to give a shit about Terry Shiavo, abortion and stem-cell research (which I highly doubt he understands anyway).

4. Running business (and a country) to the ground.

5. Last but not least, Bush does apathy better than any person I know.

[rug]

41. 1. Not well. 2. He doesn't expect to fool anyone. 3. They're full of shit and don't believe him.

4. Taken. 5. Very true.

[rustydog]

37. He has an uncanny ability to wreck his bike and scar his face

[rug]

43. I think you've found his one gift.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

38. Snort Coke?

Drink booze?
:shrug:

[rug]

44. He gives addicts a bad name.

[ForrestGump]

42. Lie like a

rug.

No offense. :D



Actually, he doesn't lie well -- he's not that creative. He has other people lie for him or put their lies on his teleprompters.

[rug]

47. He has lost the ability to distinguish lies from reality.

And better a rug than a bush.

[Yavin4]

46. Cause Death and Destruction of Mostly Innocent People

He's the best I've seen at this.

[rug]

49. The jury is still out. At least Hitler had the decency to kill himself.

[LynzM]

48. Make a fool of himself. Also, be an embarassment to our country.

There, I named two! :rofl:

[rug]

50. You win! He makes Jerry Lewis look dignified.

[Orsino]

51. Clear brush. Stay awake in meetings. Pretend to be attracted to his wife.

That's three things, at least. The man's a polymath.

[rug]

53. Maybe I've misunderstimated the man.

[Xipe Totec]

52. Spoon-nose coordination

[rug]

54. Nope, he has people to do that for him.

[Xipe Totec]

55. That's the only way they can control the intake.

[lutefisk]

56. He handles a microphone competently.

[Kerrytravelers]

57. Fall off his bike?

He's a pro. Just like my neighbor... who is 5 years old. The similarities are remarkable.

[Goblinmonger]

58. Choke on a pretzel? n/t

[Goblinmonger]

59. Keep his eyes on text while someone is reading The Pet Goat? n/t

[Shell Beau]

60. I am pretty sure he loves his children! Whether he is a competent

parent may be another discussion!