the proper protocol for CAPTIONing - Democratic Underground

cosmicdot

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Tue Jan-13-04 11:58 AM
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the proper protocol for CAPTIONing

White House Directive/Memo: Everyone will walk in and take their seats ... we will then sound the trumptets and, then, the moon rocket will open, and then * will parade in front of you ... sneering, smirking, and looking disgusted and hateful ... you will clap and you will act like you are enjoying it.

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Richardo

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Tue Jan-13-04 12:03 PM
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1. Moon rocket! George Clinton is Chief of Protocol!

Edited on Tue Jan-13-04 12:04 PM by Richardo

Awright! :thumbsup:

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Bill McBlueState

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Tue Jan-13-04 12:14 PM
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2. An icy wind blows as this foul beast enters...

Therefore I must rub my hands together for warmth.

(sorry, this is my first attempt at a DU caption!)

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cosmicdot

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Tue Jan-13-04 01:13 PM
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5. great start

we love CAPTIONers!
:hi:

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skip fox

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Tue Jan-13-04 01:08 PM
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3. W. is "thinking": "Betja just a bunch of wetbacks in Venezuela.

All trying to change history. Well, I say 'Remember the Alamo!' That's how we won our war for independence. Otherwise, they'd be speaking Spanish in San Antonio. Hell, it's not even a language anyway! I wish they'd just all go back to Havana. Geez. America only has room for the United States. That's what I think."

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Richardo

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Tue Jan-13-04 01:29 PM
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6. Skip fox! What be?

Haven't seen your captions lately. Or have I just not been poaying attention?

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no name no slogan

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Tue Jan-13-04 01:10 PM
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4. GO HUGO GO!

If I were in the same situation (having my democratically-elected government undermined by the CIA, attempting to overthrow me, etc.) I think I'd react the same way!

Time to take out the trash..... one 200lb. Texan oughtta do it!

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CanuckAmok

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Tue Jan-13-04 01:33 PM
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7. Chavez: "Left foot..right foot...left foot...very good, Mr. President!"

n/t

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GregW

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Tue Jan-13-04 01:51 PM
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8. "Show me your pasa doble!"

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11 Bravo

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Tue Jan-13-04 02:14 PM
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9. Yeah, I've put on a few pounds.

What's it to ya, Pedro?

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