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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 10:44 AM
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I need $10,000 ASAP, no questions asked
Who wants to help me out?
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 10:44 AM
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1. what? no speedboat?
:shrug:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 10:46 AM
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2. Hey, that's a question asked!
I said NO questions asked!
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 10:49 AM
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3. Dont we all?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 10:50 AM
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5. Nope. Just me!
The rest of you are doing fine and living beyond the dreams of avarice.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 10:49 AM
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4. I can chip in $10....
if 1000 of us do that, you've got it.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 10:50 AM
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6. sorry, no can do---
however, i could use 10 grand myself...any volunteers care to donate to a worthy cause?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 10:51 AM
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8. Hey, start your own thread, you mooch.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 10:53 AM
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10. but, your coat tails are soo long
Edited on Thu Apr-12-07 11:01 AM by wildhorses
sheesh... i didn't think you'd notice :P

whassa a few grand among friends :shrug:


:yoiks:

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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 10:51 AM
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7. sure thing, it will cost you $20,000
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 10:52 AM
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9. Now THAT'S a good deal
"Hey Dubya, can you give me two tens for a five?"

"Sure thing, Orrex."

Repeat until rich.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 11:00 AM
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11. Today is your lucky day.
I am Princess Escobina Umlatlat. I have been forced to flee from my country and it is dangerous for me to touch my two big piles of gold and monies worth billions and billions of something. If you send me three frillion of your dollars, I will pass it to my agent to get the money. This man will then give you the money and you can forward me only half of the pile of monies and gold.

Please send your bank account, credit card, drivers license, social security card, thumbprint, and signature card to me at luckyday@notafraudyfraudfraud.honest

:)
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 11:00 AM
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12. Where should I send the check?
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 12:10 PM
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13. I need only $5000 and you can ask me one question.
Neener neener.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 12:22 PM
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14. Sorry. Just sent my last 10 grand to the Nigerian Banking commission to claim my 18 million.
Maybe after they cut me the check. :eyes:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 03:18 PM
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16. Okay, I'll wait
But that'll cost you an extra $5,000.00.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 01:12 PM
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15. "Send lawyers, guns and money...."
".....Dad get me out of this."

Were you gambling in Havana?











I miss Warren Zevon.
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