I am immortal like Lord Voldemort!!!1!! !!1!!!! !111!!!!!!!! 1!!!!!1111!!!

[XemaSab]

So I was walking down the beach, and I found a lamp, and inside the lamp was a really buff genie wearing a loincloth and not much else, and he made me immortal. He also made whatsisname fall madly in love with me, and gave me a big pile of money. Good times.

No, actually, I was walking down the beach and I found a dead grebe and took it to the museum. They will stuff it and put a tag on it with my name. Hundreds of years from now people will be looking at that tag and thinking, "Damn, XemaSab must have been really cool to find a grebe like that!"

[Danger Mouse]

1. Did that grabe whack you upside the head or something?

:D

[wildhorses]

2. ----that is fantastic

:yourock:

[XemaSab]

11. Thanks!

:bounce:

[MonkeyFunk]

3. You killed that grebe

didn't you?

[XemaSab]

9. I didn't

:P

[greendog]

4. Cool!

What kind of Grebe was it?

[XemaSab]

10. Western

:D

[mike_c]

5. my lab refrigerator burned out and now we're all afraid to open it...

...but the smell is beginning to ooze out. I thought you'd appreciate knowing. There were lots of frozen vertebrates in it. They are frozen no more.

[XemaSab]

12. Ask Tamar for her gas mask

She had to clean out a freezer at the marine wildlife care center full of dead fish that nobody had noticed for a few months. :scared:

[LSK]

6. but you were tempted to keep it for yourself, right?

:D

[XemaSab]

13. I don't have a grebe skull

or any other bird skulls, because that would be illegal. :D

[Random_Australian]

7. What's a grebe, XemaSab?

[XemaSab]

14. Don't play ignorant with me!

You have grebes down there and you know it! :o

You even have hoary-headed grebes! :o

http://www.bsc-eoc.org/avibase/avibase.jsp?region=au&pg=checklist&list=clements

[Ellen Forradalom]

17. That's it. Your show is off the air.

You can't go around saying 'hoary-headed grebes' on the airwaves willy-nilly, you know. The people have had enough.

[XemaSab]

19. But they ARE hoary-headed

irregardless of race, color, creed, socioeconomic status, or how easily they give it up. :P

[Bassic]

8. Harry Potter is so gonna die in the next book.

As the first kids who started reading the books are getting older, it's time to learn what the bad guys do to the good guys in real life. :evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

15. I think a LOT of people are going to die

I think it's going to be a complete bloodbath. :D

[Bassic]

16. Happy endings are SO 20th century

:evilgrin:

[Twillig]

18. I kinda hope he goes "kill crazy"

To show what happens to someone who's had 17 years of dead bodies following him around.

I furthermore hope Snape is a good guy and Harry KILLS him. We are what we pretend to be.

DIE SNAPE, DIE!

That is my fantasy tragedy for HP.