Of the 2 most marginally talented most famous Jessicas, who do you find more desirable ?

[Bombtrack]

In the sexy-time kind of way ?

Alba or Simpson ?

On the one hand Alba seems way bitchier, on the other hand Simpson is real dumb, on the third hand those types of things should not matter in these kinds of choices.

And if any self riteous knobhead wants to chime in about not finding either one attractive well there's a special place in utterly unrespectable, liar hell for you.

pics for the under-rock-dwellers:

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&oe=ISO-8859-1&q=jessica+alba&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&oe=ISO-8859-1&q=jessica+simpson&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

[Generic Brad]

1. It's no contest - Alba

She has always struck me as being the more interesting of the two. Plus she doesn't look like she has enhanced her looks courtesy of the surgeon's knife.

[crim son]

2. Alba, definitely. n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. Alba.

[Pacifist Patriot]

4. Alba

[Tektonik]

5. alba

[VenusRising]

6. I rather like Jessica Biel.

[Mr. Blonde]

22. I agree completely.

Give me Jessica Biel or give me no Jessica at all. I think this picture should be worth a 50 million opening weekend alone.



I know I would pay 7 dollars to look at it on a big screen for an hour and a half.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. I find them both rather grotesque mockeries of humans - very fake, very engineered.

But Simpson is far less grotesque than Alba in that regard.

I bet they would both be very attractive without all the shitty makeup and fakery and pretend nonsense. If they just wore a small amount of makeup, went with a more natural look, and didn't try to look like some plastic overdone whored up statue coming out Dr. Ray's House of Look-Like-A-Whore Plastic Surgery Barn, I bet they're actually quite pretty.

I just don't go for Cheap Whore, aesthetically speaking.

[Chan790]

8. um...

If you're going to force me to choose...Simpson...but I'm choosing under duress. Her dumbness makes me cry for humanity. OTOH, I find Jessica Alba to be possibly the most overrated "beautiful person" ever. She's not pretty, she's funny-looking.

Neither is the sort of woman I go for. Give me brainy pale-skinned brunettes in glasses or give me death.

[freethought]

9. You forgot Jessica Hann.

I just couldn't resist.

[Broken_Hero]

10. Alba, nt

[Little Wing]

11. RABBIT!

Hey, it's Easter

[zingaro]

20. Oh you took my answer! I'll second, then.

[SKKY]

12. Alba, most definitely....

[LynneSin]

13. Sorry, those 2 Jessicas combined will never be even half as good as this Jessica

Not only is Jessica Lange still beautiful after all tehse years


She's also a great activist who has spoken at many of the anti-war & pro-choice rallies in DC

And she has 2 Oscars to boot ("Blue Skies" and "Tootsie"

[Left Is Write]

14. I'm not a liar when I say that I find neither desirable.

However, based on physical traits alone, I'd say that Jessica Alba is the better looking.

[petronius]

15. Simpson for me (although I wouldn't kick either of them to the curb)

I have this feeling that we're supposed to take Alba seriously as an actress - and give her props that she doesn't deserve. Simpson's image seems more honest to me - she's famous for being what she is, a dim, surgically-enhanced bombshell...

[leftofthedial]

16. Alba

the other one is a blow-up doll

[last_texas_dem]

17. Alba

Lookwise, it's Alba by far. Simpson just looks too plastic to me; I used to think her younger sister Ashlee was kinda cute, though. Personality-wise, I don't know much at all about Alba, but I find Simpson annoying as all get out, so I'd give the edge to Alba there, too.

[SPKrazy]

18. Alba! ;)

[querelle]

19. Neither

My favourite Jessica is Jessica Lange.

Q

[gr8dane_daddy]

21. I get all hot and bothered over Jessica

Pare....much more than these two hags. ;)







Okay, I'm slobbering all over my keyboard!

[treelogger]

23. Jessica Rabbit.

(from the "Who framed Roger Rabbit" movie)

Famous quote: "I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way..."

According to Wikipedia (font of all wisdom, ha ha ha), she has "a Lauren Bacall-ish speaking voice, Betty Grable's legs, Marilyn Monroe's torso and buttocks, Jayne Mansfield's breasts, Veronica Lake's hairstyle, Rita Hayworth's hair color, Marlene Dietrich's eyes, and a Judy Garland-like singing voice."

And a husband to die for. He makes her laugh.