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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 08:05 AM
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Man Caught On Camera Having Sex With Sheep
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BERLIN: A man has been charged with breaking German animal protection laws after he was caught on camera having sex with sheep, police said.

The sheep's owner became suspicious last year and installed video surveillance equipment which filmed the 44-year-old in the act, police in the western region of Suedhessen said in a statement.

"He admitted sodomising the animals and had no explanation for his actions," spokeswoman Christine Klein said.

The man, who is a Turkish national and lives in the town of Gross Gerau, faces a jail sentence of up to three years or a fine, the statement said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4017624a4560.html
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freethought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 08:11 AM
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1. Boy oh boy! He must have needed it baaaaaaaaaad! Ha ha!
And it was caught on camera too! Looks like failed to PULL THE WOOL over anyone's eyes!

HAR, HAR, HAR!

Bad jokes, lord I love them.
Bad jokes, can't get enough of them
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 08:26 AM
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2. It was probably networked
to a LAN -0-lin. Oh, boy. I crack myself up.
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 11:13 PM
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43. Oh, shit! I just got your joke! You must be a technology person!
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The Lost Patriot Donating Member (75 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 08:40 AM
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3. HAHAHAHA
I'll bet he is the Black Sheep of that family..
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 08:41 AM
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4. welcome to DU LP
:hi:
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freethought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 08:44 AM
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5. Goodness! Could this guy escape from jail??
If he did he would be on the LAMB!!

Shoot me now, before I think of another bad joke!
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scrinmaster Donating Member (563 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 09:15 AM
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6. He'd be in the lamb soon enough.
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 11:14 PM
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44. He'd be on the lam and in the lamb at one and the same time!
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One_Life_To_Give Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 10:53 AM
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7. Ewwweee nt
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 11:05 AM
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8. let's not jump to conclusions here, folks....
Maybe it was consensual, you know? Sheep need love too. :rofl:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 11:06 AM
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9. but was the sheep of age???
:D
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 03:44 PM
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25. Sheep are notorious pushovers. Mild, my @ss.
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 11:47 AM
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10. This thread is no good without pictures!
:yoiks:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 11:50 AM
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11. I love the way they point out that he's Turkish
Does that have any bearing on anything? Is sheepfucking a national pasttime in Turkey?
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T_i_B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 12:20 PM
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16. "Is sheepfucking a national pasttime in Turkey?"
Only in Wales boyo!
:hide:
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 03:44 PM
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24. "We're so sorry. He's from Barcelona." n/t
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 03:46 PM
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28. That's exactly what I though of!
Manuel! :rofl:
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 11:56 AM
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12. Ewe!
:)
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 06:44 PM
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33. ROFL!
:rofl:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 12:11 PM
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13. Notice how they blame the human right off?
How do they know it wasn't the other way around?
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 03:45 PM
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26. You just know the sheep was asking for it.
:evilgrin:
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 12:13 PM
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14. He had no explanation? What the hell is there to explain?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 12:14 PM
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15. No explanation? Lest we forget, "a picture is worth 1,000 words".
At thirty frames (pictures) per second, the 5 minutes' worth of filming Fun-time Freddy there should reveal enough words for 12 Encyclopedia sets!
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 12:57 PM
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17. wonder how much they're gonna make from the sale of this video?
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 01:38 PM
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18. I hope he gets the 3 full years. Animal Cruelty is a big no-no
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 01:50 PM
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19. how do you know the sheep didn't enjoy it?
:shrug:
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 02:33 PM
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21. try this
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 01:54 PM
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20. and we all know this fellow will end up drinking Woolite
;-)
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 03:39 PM
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22. Another guy having sex with a sheep. Ho-hum.
Edited on Thu Apr-05-07 03:40 PM by notmyprez
Sadly, these stories aren't exactly new or shocking any more. Yes, it's sick and disgusting and I certainly feel sorry for the sheep, but it seems like there's a story like this every few months. Though they're not usually caught on camera.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 03:41 PM
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23. how long until this ends up on youtube?
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Xithras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 03:46 PM
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27. Do a web search for bestiality, you'll be surprised and disgusted.
I doubt it will make YouTube, because there's already a ton of this stuff on the Internet.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 03:49 PM
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29. eww - no thanks!
there are some things better left unknown.
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 11:17 PM
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45. A few weeks ago, I was completely blown away (no pun intended) by the number of people who...
have regular sex with their dogs.

It really is pretty disturbing to this 67 year old heterosexual gal. I thought I'd seen everything. But then I was reminded that 99% of the Internet is devoted to S-E-X.

You can try to avoid it most of the time.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 05:09 PM
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30. ...Said the New Zealand press
One can imagine their nightly newscast: "And in other news, a German man was filmed having sex with a sheep! Did we mention he's not from New Zealand? We'll be sure to keep you informed of the latest developments in this breaking story of someone who isn't from New Zealand having sex with a sheep!"
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styersc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 06:23 PM
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31. Hypocritical farmer didn't give a damn when the guy was
buying the sheep dinner, drinks and dancing... but try to get a little at the end of the date and the bastard gets all, "you got to marry her first"!!!!!!
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 06:42 PM
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32. No, they met online at this site:
New Zealand' s #1 Internet Dating Site

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com /

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Okiojira Donating Member (271 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 06:52 PM
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34. ....
:rofl:
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styersc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 06:53 PM
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35. I know that a lot of you younger folks are into internet dating,
but I'm old fashined and when it comes to meeting sheep, I think you have to gaze into those big brown eyes to really make a connection. Sure, they all have soft mouths and warm, lanolin wool but you have to make eye contact to really fall in love with a range animal.
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 07:57 PM
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36. Important question. Did the sheep look older than they were?
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Control-Z Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 08:54 PM
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37. matcom!! -
where the hell do you find this crap?

This thread holds possibly the worst jokes in response I've ever heard on DU. I mean, really bad jokes.

and I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard! :rofl:

You owe me a new (or at least a clean) keyboard.

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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 11:12 PM
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42. Matcom subscribes to weird news websites.
Am I correct?
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Control-Z Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 11:37 PM
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48. I was wondering
if that wasn't what was going on. I didn't know if weird news websites existed, though. I've never done a search - probably never will. I'll leave that for matcom.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 10:01 PM
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38. Hey! McCloud,get off of my ewe!
As the Rolling Stones would say.
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Hardrada Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 11:30 PM
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47. LOL
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pinniped Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 10:53 PM
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39. WTF? Did the sheep tell him someone violated it? Did the sheep get more lose?
The sheep's owner became suspicious last year
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 10:56 PM
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40. that's baaaaad, but it's not the wurst
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 11:11 PM
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41. You can pay for it tonight at this website. Astonishing, but true. No, I don't go there AT ALL.
www.animalsex.com

Explanation for his actions: "Hey, it felt good. Besides that, she wasn't wearing anything but wool."
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 11:27 PM
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46. The nagging question is: What made the farmer suspicious?
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