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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:21 PM
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I need extra money. Anyone know how to become a prostitute?
Not like on the street or anything. And not for men, as I'm not gay. I know that limits my customer base, but there has to be a plethera of middle-aged women with boring husbands that are wiling to pay me a few hundred bucks no matter how bad the sex is, right?
Either way.. any tips are appreciated.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:25 PM
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1. You'll need a pimp...
Hmm... LynneSin or Midlo come to mind.

:rofl:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:26 PM
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2. Craigslist
:shrug:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:27 PM
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3. What a clever way to search DU for ladies of the night
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:31 PM
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4. Not at all, I need the money
Then I'll buy some furniture and give the cat a name.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:32 PM
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5. sorry
but you'll probably have to do guys if you want the big bucks. Just close your eyes and think of Ottawa.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:40 PM
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6. First, pierce your tongue.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:43 PM
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7. You'll need to move to South Africa or Iceland.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:43 PM
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8. Maybe advertise in Ladies Home Journal
Do they even publish Ladies Home Journal anymore?
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:43 PM
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9. do you have a biker outfit. nt
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some guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:44 PM
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10. Get in touch with Heidi Fleiss
or however her name is spelled. She is or was supposed to be setting up a brothel in Nevada for male prostitutes.


Good luck! :hi:

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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:48 PM
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11. LOL. Good luck with that.
Even middle-aged women can get it for free, honey. ;)
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:10 PM
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12. Join the Congressional Page Program.
:)
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Xithras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:20 PM
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13. To charge money, you'd better have something worthwhile.
A well cut chest, a well endowed (youknowwhatImean), and a style that has women screaming their Hail Mary's for an hour straight. Mr. Average isn't going to get any interest, because even bored old housewives can get "Average" for free at the local bar. If you meet the qualifications, the going rate for guys is far lower than women, and you'll be looking at $100-$150 an hour...and you'd better be able to perform for the ENTIRE hour.

As for where to post your info, try Craigslist and see if there is also a local equivalent (northern California, for example, has a site called MyRedBook dedicated to this sort of thing). Also make sure you post your info on swingers websites, since those get frequented a lot.

Don't ask me how I know all of this, but do know that I've never been or slept with a prostitute of either sex. I just happen to "know people".
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