Hmmm..... empty condom wrapper on the sidewalk....

[NewWaveChick1981]

:rofl: I walked into work this morning, and the sidewalk near where I parked was fine. I walked out to go to lunch earlier, and there was an empty Trojans wrapper near the street corner on that very sidewalk. Either someone's pretty daring to take care of business in broad daylight at a busy intersection, or someone was trying to dispose of evidence. :rofl:

Just the Thought for the Day... :P

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

1. Better an empty condom wrapper than a full condom

sez I... :rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

2. A friend of mine found a comdom in his driveway a couple weeks ago.

The wrapper was in his back yard, haha. He was thoroughly weirded out by it.

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. I would be too.

:( I was walking in my neighborhood a couple of years ago, and in a cul-de-sac filled with $400K homes, there was a used one near a driveway. I had to step quickly to avoid it. :rofl: Best I can figure is probably high school kids in the neighborhood. :shrug:

[BOSSHOG]

24. I found one at the building site of our home

seven years ago. I guess our house has been consecrated.

[youthere]

25. ick.ick.ick.

:puke:

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. ...

:spray: :rofl: Sez you! :P

[Chan790]

9. I had a roommate who used to leave both on the floor.

thus I can experientially confirm that empty wrapper > full condom. Said roommate/friend asked me today why I'd rather live with my parents in the boonies of upstate NW CT than share an apartment with him in NYC. No answer needed. After about 2 minutes, he just said "oh...you're still mad about that."

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. Geez...

Stay where you are....:rofl:

[LaraMN]

3. Aww... somebody, somewhere, got some love.

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. Bet they didn't get their Wal Mart vibrating cock ring with it, though.

It was just a plain ol' condom---nothing fancy. :rofl:

[tk2kewl]

6. As I walked to through the parking lot to the train yesterday...

I stumbled upon a polaroid of an erect penis just lying in the pavement. x(

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Geez... That must be some train...

:rofl:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. So you have a nice big office

and there's Trojan wrappers laying around.

Sounds like a real nice college to me!

:rofl:
:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. Yeah, it's a great place to be...

:rofl: :hi:

[bumblebee1]

13. One of the best places that I've found a used condom.....

in the parking lot of a local Baptist church. Actually, a friend of mine pointed it out for me. I thought is was funny in an ironic way.

[Nicole]

14. That was my brother's!

:rofl:

My brother and his friends used to take condoms, squeeze a little mayo in them & then discard them in public places. Church parking lots and the bleachers at the high school stadium were the favorite locations. :evilgrin:

[Maddy McCall]

15. Ok, THAT is funny.

*jots down this prank for future reference*

:rofl:

[Nicole]

16. Be sure to squish it a little

so the mayo spreads around inside. :rofl:

They used to keep those mayo packets from McDonald's in the glove box just for that purpose.

[Maddy McCall]

17. You are one sick puppy.

I think I love you. :rofl:

This is funny as hell. I've got a good friend who leaves her truck open while she's in the office...oh this is going to be F-U-N!

:rofl:

[I Have A Dream]

28. Ummm...

:spray:

That'd be a great one for April Fools Day. :rofl: (Too bad that it's on Sunday.)

[Nicole]

29. Who me?

Sick is in the mind of the beholder. I'm glad you behold me in such low regard. :rofl:

I hope your friend finds it as funny as we do. :evilgrin:

[Ariana Celeste]

18. my friends and i did that in jr high

we had a planned parenthood across the street from jack in the box.... it was hilarious at the time ;)

[Nicole]

31. LOL

I'm glad to know my little brother & friends weren't the only ones. :rofl:

[youthere]

27. I don't know which I find more disgusting...

a condom full of semen or coagulated mayonaisse.

[Nicole]

30. They are equally disgusting.

You can't tell the difference by looking.

[UrbScotty]

19. So that's what Newt is up to (nt)

[Jamastiene]

20. IBTL.

:hi:

[Brewman_Jax]

21. IBTL, 2

:hi:

[Briarius]

22. you're just jealous

:P


:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

23. ...

:spray: :rofl: Yeah, that must be it... :P

:evilgrin: :hi:

[HEyHEY]

26. Oops, sorry about that