I don't have a penis, and I don't need directions.

[NewWaveChick1981]

:P I know what to do. :rofl:

[Deja Q]

1. Well, I don't have a spare, but you could probably use mine if you were curious...

The directions, that is... last I heard you've already got hitched to a... complete with man attached! (Getting these things ala carte is sooooo impossible! :evilgrin: )

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Thanks, HT. I'll keep that in mind.

:P :rofl: If I need your directions, I know where to find you. :hi: And you're right about the a la carte thing... :rofl:

[Deja Q]

5. Well, some men are cool...

I just haven't found the right one and for reasons I've said some time ago, I'm just not interested in them anymore. :)

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. True. Don't give up yet, though, HT.

:hug: :hi:

[sammythecat]

3. Well you certainly deserve one then.

That sniveling weakling Omphalokepsis is turning his in on Monday.

Consider it yours. :toast:

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. Oh, goody! A new toy!

:toast: :rofl: :hi:

[sammythecat]

6. It'll be fully reconditioned

and just like new when you pick it up.

Use it wisely. :hi:

Obviously, it comes with no directions. :)

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. ...

:spray: :rofl: "Just Like New"... :P I won't worry about the directions too much...

[Omphaloskepsis]

7. Well, shit...

I hate your copycat prowess. I will finish my beer, masturbate, and take a nap.

[Deja Q]

8. In that order?

:spray:

[sammythecat]

9. Instead of a nap, I'd use google to find other ways

to masturbate.

I expect to see your penis on my desk Monday morning.

[Deja Q]

10. Oh dear...

:wow:

:rofl:

IBTL!

[sammythecat]

12. That would be an "Oh dear" moment, wouldn't it?

"Oh dear"

:rofl:

[Omphaloskepsis]

11. Do my math homework...

When you are done I will mail you more math homework.

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. So you're not giving yours up, eh?

:hi: :rofl: I can't help it if I'm a copycat goddess... :P :rofl:

Enjoy your sordid evening... :P :evilgrin: