I'm having trouble training my straw men.

[CanuckAmok]

Any suggestions? I think I'm just not jerking the choke-chain hard enough.

[KitchenWitch]

1. Have you tried increasing the hyperbole a bit?

usually works for me.

[hfojvt]

2. like others of their kind, they are too stupid to train

try using straw-women instead. :hide:

[hickman]

3. Yell in celtic.

I've heard it works. Don't speak it myself.

[CanuckAmok]

4. I think you're thinking of....

If I had one of those, I'd just keep screaming "O-O-O-O-O-H, CHRISSSSST, NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!", and that would probably work.

[slj0101]

5. Back it up into the service entry, open the hatch, and grab a dolly.

Jeff.

[CanuckAmok]

6. Okay, I give...

'the heck you talkin' 'bout?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. beatings

pure beatings

[GoneOffShore]

8. Threaten them with matches

or butane lighters and keep a propane torch at hand for the really recalcitrant ones. Or a Taser.

[MonkeyFunk]

9. Yes

fire is a great motivator for the straw-like breeds.