How gay are you? (Gay-O-Meter)

[varun]

I scoread a 53% gay, and I was told that I'm a happy and well adjusted homo guy ;)

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

[GURUving]

1. this may be a happy easy going question

but it's full of shit.

How hetero are you?

take a test and laugh.

not funny

sorry

that's my take on it.

[Sean Reynolds]

18. I love

How you type like this.

Why do you put spaces between each thought?

I find it funny.

Odd?

Yes!

That's my take on it.

[Bronco69]

2. I got 53% also.

From one happy and well adjusted homo to another, thanks. :-)

[Nikia]

50. I got 53% but it said I was a well adjusted hetero babe

What does that mean?

[private_ryan]

59. I coudl see how a woman gets 53%

but a hetero guy??

[MrSlayer]

3. 30% Was told to loosen up.

A woman likes a man with softer edges it said. :shrug:

[EstimatedProphet]

38. Same result

I got 33%
My girlfriend has yet to complain about me being too straight.

[Kamika]

4. Sue is 40% Gay!

You're a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out!





I'm surprised.. I'm as straight as you come..

Well almost

[private_ryan]

58. 23% gay

I was doubting myself at the end when that arrow kept going up and up. Didn't know it was automatic :).

I need to losen up I was told. Leather pants or pluck my eyebrows? Advice needed ASAP.

[DU9598]

5. 60%

Not bad, actually pretty accurate.

[GURUving]

6. How foolish are you?

you already know the answers to the questions, so you're looking for someone or something to tell you you're right.

[MrSlayer]

9. I don't think anyone is taking this seriously.

I doubt anyone is looking for anyone to tell them anything, it's just a little bit of fun diversion. No deep meaning here.

[Kamika]

16. dude

[private_ryan]

57. it's funny

actually, very funny. Not everything in life is serious or designed to put gays down. Relax...

[dolo amber]

7. Wait a minute....

How'd I end up being 56% gay? I didn't even know I was 1% gay! :o :D

Oh well, live and learn I s'pose...;)

[WindRavenX]

8. 36%

Poo. I thought I was a little more than that...

[leftist_rebel1569]

10. I got 36% too!

But I guess it seems kinda accurate to me...

[Democrats unite]

11. 53% gay here...

I guess I am not as Gay as I thought I was.

[supernova]

12. 46% Gay!

OK, I misread how to get results

"Denice is a happy and well-adjusted hetero babe"

[Sophree]

54. That's what mine said

Exactly 46% gay, too.

[brainshrub]

13. 46% Gay

I'm a happy and well adjusted hetro man.

[BigDaddyLove]

25. Me too...............

:hi:

[IronLionZion]

14. 20%

woohoo! I'm a walking talking hetero guy who is just too straight for these modern times!

note: I'm not gay but I'm ok with people who are.

[BlueJazz]

17. I'm 20 percent Gay also...

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[ComerPerro]

51. Same here, 20%

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"
"No, not at all"

[Pale Blue Dot]

55. Me too. 20%

[private_ryan]

60. how did I end up gayer than you people?

I made a mistake I'm sure :)

[joeybee12]

15. I don't need no stinkin' test! I gotta be 100%

I assume that's good--I haven't gone and taken the test and seen what the scores make you!

[JohnKleeb]

19. Well here I am

20% Hetero
Kleeb is 20% Gay
You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these times mate.

[Lady Freedom]

20. 36%

I am going to try the sexpert test that they got! :evilgrin:

[soothsayer]

29. i scored 36%, too

and I'm a career lesbian! yeesh, where did i go wrong?

[Capn Sunshine]

36. I scored 33%

Loosen UP ? ME?

[Wickerman]

21. 50% Gay

well adjusted hetro male.
whodda thunk it?

[gator_in_Ontario]

22. 100%...I guess it wasn't a phase

[ComerPerro]

52. LOL

"I guess it wasn't a phase"

Yeah, I would say 100% is conclusive evidence that it was not a phase.

LOL

[Skittles]

23. Only 43%

I'm a "happy and well-adjusted hetero babe"??? I hardly think so. :o

[Philosophy]

24. Only 23%

Probably because I'm a total slob.

[FarLeftRage]

26. 16% Gay...

Is that low??

I guess I am an old-fashion heterosexual, according to the "Gay-O-Meter".

FWIW, I am also one the most tolerant people that you'll ever meet.

[dweller]

27. HOLY SHITE!!

that meter ran up to 100% !!! and then asked me if i was more gay than my pet? Well, hell yeah i guess i am if i'm 100%....then i noticed the get the results button...
i'm only 26% :(
:think:
wait, it's not a grade..okay, i was hetero going into the test...
:)

"loosen up straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto."

maybe i should gain a pound or two?
dp

[ProudGerman]

28. 20% Gay

I'm too straight for these times it says. Maybe I need a gay roommate. Surely I'd absorb a little gayness from the constant proximity.

I'm thinking maybe it'd be a good idea if I watched Queer eye for the straight guy a few times.

[dweller]

31. hey, volunteer for the show PG!

make 'em earn that paycheck!

btw, mano to mano...how'd you answer that football question? since you're a fan and all...i tried to skip it and it made me answer to proceed
:)

dp

[ProudGerman]

32. I'd rather be my favorite footballer

Though something might be lost in the English to English translation. I think that's a UK site, and they probably mean what I call Soccer, and I took it to mean American football. Either way, I'd rather be my favorite "footballer" than meet him. Mostly because I have no clue what kind of person he is, and meeting a person like that would be nothing more than a handshake and maybe one or two words exchanged. Being that person, is a on a whole other level.

[Cat Atomic]

30. 43%. I'm a well-adjusted hetero guy, apparently.

[populistmom]

34. I got the same- 43%, hetero-girl version though.

[Deja Q]

33. Well, many questions are based on stereotypes...

Where's the gay outcry on THAT?

Oh well. I scored 43%. I'm (apparently) a "happy and well-adjusted homo guy!" How little do they know me... :evilgrin:

[private_ryan]

62. and how many of those "stereotypes" are true??????????

n/t

[Solly Mack]

35. 46% Gay

Happy and well-adjusted hetero

[LWolf]

37. 50%

happy and well adjusted hetero

[Tredge]

39. 23% gay

23% - "Loosen up my straight mate. These days women like a man with some softer edges to hold onto."

23%! That's the worst score I've ever gotten on a test.

[dweller]

40. go to the back of the class, tredge...

i'm taking notes on this, you can write them on your cuff and cheat on the retest. That's my plan.
:D
dp

[JohnKleeb]

43. am I in the back of the class with my 20%

because there better be a cute girl next to me :).

[dweller]

45. hmm? ya talking to me?

sorry, i was looking up at the hotties in the 40%-tiles row...

but hell yeah Kleeb, you are back here. And i always thunk you'd skipped a grade or two.

:)
dp

[CrownPrinceBandar]

44. 23% as well. n/t

[PinkTiger]

41. 36 percent gay --

Im a "straight-laced girlie girl" with just a hint of butch. Cool.

[Bill McBlueState]

42. 33%

But can I take lessons somewhere? The way my wife's been watching QAF lately, maybe she would like me better gay. :shrug:

[dreissig]

46. Disappointed

I'm disappointed that I'm not gay enough. In some cases I knew the "correct" answer but I had to answer truthfully. I don't own leather pants, that sort of thing.

Gosh. If you're straighter than me, you're really straight!

[Sapphocrat]

47. 100% - no fooling! Yay! LOL n/t

[Mass_Liberal]

48. 15%

sorry guys.

[terrya]

49. I am 100% gay. Just as I knew. :-) eom

[Terran]

53. 70%!

Silly but harmless.

My only citerion is, I sleep with another man on a regular basis.

[Minnesota Twin]

56. 30% gay????

I thought I was as straight as they come.

[private_ryan]

65. that's not what your boyfriend said

:)

[Minnesota Twin]

67. Well...

I'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

[SmileyBoy]

61. SSSSSSUPER!!!! I'm 40 percent gay!!!

All the girls in high school thought I was gay.

[arwalden]

63. Oh My Gay Stars... I'm Only 56% Gay...

I would have expected to be more. This is TRAGIC! (But it did tell me that I'm well-adjusted and happy. Good thing... I wasn't sure if I was happy or not. ;-))

- Allen

[Monte Carlo]

64. Doesn't this sound like "a little big pregnant"?

I mean, how are you sorta gay? I mean, you either find men sexually attractive or not, right?

Otherwise... 40% gay. I'm straight without being too straight, according to the meter. Yay!

[MrScorpio]

66. It said that I was 16% gay

Must be that love of lesbian porn and the sex toys that got me that high

[Intelsucks]

68. 26% - Too hetero - but willing to admit that I pluck my eyebrows.

n/t

[Padraig18]

69. 30%!

"You might act straight, mate, but I bet your mother always knew you'd grow up to be a gay guy."

:P

[beyurslf]

70. 80%. I suppose the "right girl" isn't going to "fix" me like grandma said.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

71. I am right in the middle: 50%

I'm well adjusted...I like hearing that. lol
Duckie

[DoNotRefill]

72. "way too straight for these modern times..."

Oh well :)

[VOX]

73. 46% gay -- "a happy and well-adjusted hetero man!"

Before she was introduced to me, my wife thought I was gay -- because, she said, I was in good shape, well-dressed and thoroughly squared away!

:toast: