Why would the Lounge crucify you?

[taterguy]

It can be about any subject

Me: I think the overwhelming majority of car usage is caused by laziness and poor decisions, not actual necesity.

[datasuspect]

1. because i claimed that i was king of the jews

they didn't know that i died for their sins.

or just for being a dick.

[taterguy]

2. If you're dead how can you post here?

I'm a little deficient in my Biblical knowledge

[datasuspect]

3. it's a paradoxical thing

i died so i could live forever. so you could also have eternal life.

my dad gave me up for you guys.

[taterguy]

4. Good thing you don't have an Oedipus Complex

It would be a helluva mess if you tried to knock off your dad

[NewJeffCT]

5. I ate at Olive Garden before

Isn't that something one can get crucified for here?

[taterguy]

7. Only if you enjoyed the experience

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. I like Rachael Ray.

:hide:

[JackBeck]

8. I made the mistake

of admitting that I smoke 5 or less cigarettes a day. That turned into a nice flamefest.

I also made the mistake of saying I didn't agree with neighbor notification under Meagan's Law. That got only me labeled "pro-molestation" even though many others agreed with me. Good times.

[AirmensMom]

9. I feed my cats

raw food. And I *gasp* distrust pet food companies to provide safe, nutritious food for my pets. :hide:

Oh, wait ... the Pets group is more likely to crucify for that than the Lounge. :rofl:

[skygazer]

10. I own several guns

I use them to shoot people on bicycles.

































That's a joke (the second part). :hi:

[taterguy]

14. Do you give the cyclists warning shots?

It might be more sporting that way but you might encounter one that shares your appreciation of firearms.

[skygazer]

17. Nah, just pick 'em off

They're like moving targets. :P

[Guava Jelly]

11. Naughty Girls

:hide:

[taterguy]

12. I think the majority of the Lounge approves of Naughty Girls

I know I do.

[Guava Jelly]

15. I know i do

But some get a little :mad: over them.

[AlCzervik]

13. i like Justin timberlake.

i can't help i love his new album. i post this wearing a black flag tshirt which makes it worse.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

32. I like him too. n/t

[Nicole]

16. I'm from a red state

with senators named Coburn & Inhofe. Therefore I deserve to be crucified.

[guitar man]

29. shhhhh!!

they'll crucify us all :hi:

[Nicole]

31. OOPS!

RUN GTRMAN RUN! :hide:

:hi:

[guitar man]

33. I'm outta here!!

:yoiks:

The rest of you Okies are on your own :)

[LynneSin]

18. I'm a Booze Snob and the leader of a DU clique

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

19. The same clique that can't get the please remove thread locked?

Pfft.

:P

[LynneSin]

21. I could get it locked

It would require though a bottle of Herradura Anejo and about 5 sock puppet accounts

[BarenakedLady]

20. Because I'm a...

naughty, attention seeking, cougar-wannabe, whiner, silly, vegetarian, agnostic, hardly ever serious gamer gurrrrrl.

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

22. plus you're so fine, you should be on soul train

[BarenakedLady]

23. Awwww I bet you say that to all

your subjects.

:bounce: :bounce:

[taterguy]

24. I like most of those things

I could live without the whining and vegetarianism but those don't rise to the level of crucifixion-worthy offenses

[BarenakedLady]

26. But I aaaaaaaaammm a vegetarian....

oh, and you haven't heard my whiny voice. I can't shatter glass and eardrums a mile away.

bwahahahaha

[taterguy]

27. Ok, now you're crucifixion-worthy

Your post says "Can't" even though I'm pretty sure you meant "Can", so you're either just careless and lazy or you're fucking with my head.

[BarenakedLady]

28. i'll never tell

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

25. Practicing Catholic here.

No need to round up a crusifer, though. If you can tweak the guilt just right you can get us to crucify ourselves.

[youthere]

30. The lounge would crucify me...

if they found out I started the Billyskank bread riot. That is IF they ever found out....heh heh heh.



wait...was that out loud?

[trof]

34. I smoke cigarettes.

I'm pretty sure that's a crucification offense now.

[AlCzervik]

35. me too.

outside right now smoking and posting. i finally got a laptop and a wireless thingy--yah.

[trof]

37. Maybe we could request adjoining crosses?

[AlCzervik]

38. in the smoking section of course.

[trof]

42. Of course.

One last fag before impalation.

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. I own many guns, lifetime NRA member; I think capitalism is better than communism; I support hunting

I hate whining; and I don't decide on what music or arts I like based on the politics of the performer - I actually have the audacity, the complete evil, the stupidity and undemocratic nonfundamentalism to judge the music (or other art) on its own merits. Imagine that.

[ismnotwasm]

39. I hate the word "Douchebag"

That oughta do it.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

40. i gave away one of my cats.

it was good for the cat and my home.

[azmouse]

41. I coated some chicken in crushed corn flakes last week.

:cry: I'm so sorry!