So my son came up to me, having watched 'The War at Home', and asked me what a douche bag was...

[Deja Q]

I didn't know what to say. It was shocking to hear those words on a situation comedy... even if it was about the guy calling his boss one, with two other occasions having the epithet applied to said suit...

And more importantly, I have no son so maybe it's the little kid in me trying to get out?

[Raven]

1. well...it's that thing...the rubber thing...

with the rubber hose and the pipe...that, well, that used to be used for contraceptive purposes...before...well, before women knew better. God! Good luck with that explanation!