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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 04:21 PM
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Need Creative,yet demeaning names for a co-worker
:-) ;-)
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 04:23 PM
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1. need more info
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 04:25 PM
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4. He's a good guy
We just spend all day insulting each other for fun
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-04 06:00 PM
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39. Warmduscher
Edited on Sun Jan-11-04 06:05 PM by Kellanved
Vorwrtseinparker, Frauenversteher, ...


German insults (not bad ones), implying a lack of "manliness".
Warmduscher: someone who showers with warm water
Vorwrtseinparker: someone who doesn't back his car into a space.
Frauenversteher: someone who understands women


Edit: arggh - I'm too tired. Replied to the wrong post again. This was meant a response to the original message. :hi:
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 04:23 PM
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2. "Republican" (nt)
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 04:25 PM
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3. My favorite for someone who annoys me is "mouse".
This is a dirty, little, creature that eats garbage and is very annoying.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 05:33 PM
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13. I think mice are very cute
so there
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 04:26 PM
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5. Pie
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KissMyAsscroft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 04:30 PM
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6. Mouthbreather...


or wingnut....
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 04:33 PM
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7. gerbil brain...swamp-ass
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 04:37 PM
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8. Asshat
Schmucky-nuts, vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous pervert. :D
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GURUving Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 04:43 PM
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9. Shrublover
Chaney's Honey

Scumfeld

Condoleeza Mondo Sleeza

Perle the Squirrel


just of the top of my head.
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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 04:43 PM
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10. Piggy Mossom
Used to work wonders on my little brothers.
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 05:00 PM
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11. Lepton
or 'the leptonic wonderbrain'

lepton- smallest (so far?) part of an atom; smaler than a quark.
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 05:29 PM
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12. Talk to my ex he always had a 'pet' name for women.
n/t
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 05:38 PM
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16. Goatbreath, Knuckledragger, Reprobate, Libertine, Asswipe, N'erdowell,
Nattering nabob
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thom1102 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 10:23 PM
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26. I like nattering Nabob...
I have heard it before though... Can't seem to remember when/where though.
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 10:53 PM
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32. Spiro Agnew "Nattering nabobs of negativity" , in a speech,
referring to critics of Pres Nixon, particularly those against the Vietnam war. Apparently, it was written by his speechwriter, William Safire. That was the famous, and I'd assume the first, utterance of those words.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-04 05:51 PM
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37. And Safire, to this day, is a nattering nabob, etc. What a wad . . .
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 05:37 PM
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14. "Darwin's Pet"
I slammed a supervisor in a department correllary to ours by uttering the phrase "Darwin, Darwin. Why have you forsaken us?" under my breath. Implying he was too stupid to be alive.

A coworker within hearing range snorted hot coffee through his nose at that, and has been calling the dude in questions "Darwin's pet" or "Darwin's little experiment" ever since.
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 05:37 PM
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15. Newt
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 05:39 PM
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17. mange-infested toilet-licking jackass
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 05:40 PM
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18. putrescent fish-abusing swill-eater
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 05:41 PM
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19. ball-less gun-worshipping neanderthal beet-eater
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 05:42 PM
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20. It has to fit him somehow
If he is a big scary looking guy "Lurch" or "Frankenstein's Twin". We had a temp if pointy features and bad hygeine who I referred to as "Rat Man". You also could make fun of his name (Young man with last name of Bates, Master Bates) or purposely mispronounce it.
If he has "Redneck" tendencies, you could call him "Jethro" like my grandmother always referred to her neighbor. She was horrified when we, as little children thinking that was his real name, said "Hi, Jethro while we saw hime outside." He insisted that his name was Dave, but we told him that our grandmother told us that he was "Jethro".
It is smart not to in anyway make fun of ethnicity and other group status though.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 05:42 PM
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21. stupidly blathering inebriant
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 05:43 PM
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22. sophomoric sexually immature bea arthur fantasizer
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 05:48 PM
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23. There is one at my place that I privately refer to as....
...Prince Charmless.
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Liberal Christian Donating Member (746 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 07:24 PM
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24. I always recommend Shakespearean insults
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 10:46 PM
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30. Ooooh, this is neat!
Thanks, "Thou mewling addle-headed lewdster!" :)
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 10:15 PM
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25. The most despicable sleaze where I used to work.........
..... was known far and wide as "The Weasel". The only friend he had in the world shared his virtues and was known as "The Snake".
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 10:34 PM
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27. my faves...
... are "chucklebutt" or "chump biscuit"
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ProudGerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 10:36 PM
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28. I got a few that I use on my coworkers that you can co opt
Buttbreath, nutless wonder, fluffer (look it up) are some of the names I reserve for my coworkers.

Of course, there is the mother of all demeaning names. It's use should be used sparringly, and most definitely out of earshot of any one sensitive. Cum Dumpster is a nickname I rarely use, as it's effects are devestating, especially to those who have never heard it used before.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 10:42 PM
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29. Captain Haddock will know. Ask him!
Edited on Sat Jan-10-04 10:44 PM by CanuckAmok
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 10:50 PM
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31. Hair for brains.
.
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ellie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 10:56 PM
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33. Sub-genius, none-too-bright,
ass clown, window licker, dullard
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-04 11:08 PM
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34. These are great!
How about lapdog? I like that one.
Or "Enabler of the stupid"
"Functionally inferior"
When I used to organize a group, I had one member that alienated everyone, drove people away, and still never would go away himself. I called him the human equivalent of tar...
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BritishHuman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-04 05:21 PM
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35. I like...
"Scrofulous treeweasel".
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WWW Donating Member (597 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-04 05:51 PM
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36. paste eater? :) n/t
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bubblesby2002 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-04 05:59 PM
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38. "Richard......
.......Cranium". All the fishing guides I know use this when referring to some idiot dick-head tourist. First time I heard it was in Campbell River.
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