Simpsons Fans! What is your favorite chalkboard quote from Bart?

[youthere]

My fave:

"I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY"


Need a memory boost? Check here:

http://www.snpp.com/guides/chalkboard.openings.html

[Sequoia]

1. Springfields battle it out for 'Simpsons' premie

SPRINGFIELD, Oregon (AP) -- Springfield, the Oregon one, is on a list of like-named towns competing for the big-screen debut of Homer, Bart and the rest of the TV Simpson family this summer.

City officials accepted an invitation from 20th Century Fox to compete for the honor of hosting the premiere screening of "The Simpsons Movie" in July.

Fox publicist Gwyne Ortiz said Fox has asked 16 Springfields from Oregon to Massachusetts to participate.

Fox will pick the winner after reviewing short film entries showcasing the community's positive aspects and links to the Simpsons, who live in their own fictional Springfield.

The prime-time animated series created by Oregon-born Matt Groening is now in its 18th season.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/09/odd.springfield.simpsons.ap/index.html

[Kerrytravelers]

2. This school does not need a "regime change"

We watch way too much Simpsons in our house!

[deepthought42]

3. "Spongebob is not a contraceptive" n/t

[Done]

4. I will not waste chalk nt

[liontamer]

5. I have neither been there nor done that

that one stands out in my memory

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. "THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS"

[NoGOPZone]

7. "I didn't win a Nobel Farting Prize

[Rob H.]

8. "Frankincense is not a monster."

[youthere]

9. Another favorite of mine:

"A BOOGER IS NOT A BOOKMARK"

[Va Lefty]

10. "I no longer want my MTV"

[Lydia Leftcoast]

11. "I will not send lard through the mail."

:-)

[NC_Nurse]

12. "I will not get very far with this attitude."

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