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bamademo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 09:17 AM
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Check out the best birthday present I've ever received
My friends first pulled out a pack of quilting pins and presented it to me. "Just what I've always wanted--quilting pins", I replied.

Next they proffered up a large bag. In it...


TA DA!



They had undressed it and Dubya is wearing stars and stripes boxers.
A lack of genitals was readily apparent.

I immediately stuck a pin where his heart should be. :evilgrin:

He's wearing little plastic cowboy boots. Ken and G.I. Joe are going to kick his ass!
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 09:22 AM
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1. One in the heart...
... and he doesn't have one. No sense in wasting one on his head, either. Why don't you stab the SOB in the wallet, where he'll really feel it....
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bamademo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 09:41 AM
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4. Good Idea
:evilgrin:

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 09:24 AM
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2. Have GI Joe ask about his Veteran's benefits...
...while he's kicking George's ass. :evilgrin:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 09:24 AM
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3. is that supposed to be him?
I can see a bit of space between its eyes.
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