Heather Mills: Unlikely My Leg Will Fly Off on Dancing

[CatWoman]

Heather Mills has gone out on a limb in talking about her upcoming stint on Dancing With the Stars.

Discussing whether her prosthetic leg might come off while she's competing, Mills – whose left leg was amputated below the knee after a 1993 motorcycle accident – tells TV's Extra, "I'm quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on."

But don't worry, she says: "It's very unlikely my leg is going to fly off, although it would be quite funny. I'll have a strap on which I wouldn't normally in every day life."

With a laugh, she also says of dance partner Jonathan Roberts, "I don't want to let Jonathan down or give anyone in the audience a heart attack."

Still, the estranged wife of Paul McCartney says of the upcoming experience, "To be honest, in my mad crazy life it's actually going to be great fun ... like a holiday!"

http://celebrity.aol.com/people/ataol/articles/0,,20013641,00.html

tho I took Paul's side in their divorce, I have to admit: this girl's got spunk!!

and a great sense of humor :)

[RedStateShame]

1. Huh-huh-huh-huh....she said "strap-on."

[Parche]

2. Leg

Paul McCartney : "She didnt have a leg to stand on during the divorce proceedings"





OH MEOW

[RedStateShame]

3. See, I heard that McCartney had made a settlement offer, but....

...her lawyers just said she was leaning in one direction.

[Parche]

12. EGGO

Leg Go my Eggo!!!!!!

[Poiuyt]

14. I can't think of any good puns

You guys all have a leg up on me

[Parche]

17. GOOD PUNS

Maybe not, but at least you have your foot in the door.......................

[Blue-Jay]

4. I applaud her for dealing with her disability so successfully.

Still.....I might watch the show for the first time ever, just to see how she does.

[Fran Kubelik]

5. What a great headline.

:rofl:

[AllegroRondo]

7. better than "Heather Mills to dance while wearing strap-on"

[Blue-Jay]

8. If I were sitting in the front row, I'd bring a trash can lid just to be safe.

A flying plastic leg is likely to put an eye out.

[Little Wing]

6. If my leg flew off I'd be hopping mad

[Merrick]

10. That's a good one

very funny.

[Merrick]

9. She's a pirate!

Peg leg, robbed Paul's booty, wears an eye patch and walks around with a parrot on her shoulder. Think about it.

[cloudbase]

11. Gone out on a limb, eh? n/t

[KamaAina]

13. That'd put her one up on Fred Astaire

Fred and Ginger were doing retake after retake of a dance scene. Finally, it seemed, they had everything perfect.

Then Fred spun one last time. And his rug came flying off.

"CUT!!!!"

[Shell Beau]

15. You know I never even thought of that!

I guess that would be humiliating!

[Shakespeare]

16. This headline continues to crack me up every time I read it.

It just never gets old.... :spray:

[Alexander]

18. Will her clothes stay on? She did get into porn in the 80s.

Makes you wonder if she meant to use the phrase "strap on".